Obvious troll is obvious. Some of the FB posts about this are unbelievable.

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 12:37 PM. Reason : I accidentally a word]

1/28/2013 12:37:04 PM

o.O

1/28/2013 12:49:19 PM

what an idiot.

1/28/2013 12:54:45 PM

that libby democrat aint foolin no one

he loves the crank

1/28/2013 1:00:44 PM

I don't know the exact statistics, but I'm quite certain.

1/28/2013 1:21:02 PM

rofl

1/28/2013 2:03:46 PM

My favorite part:

Quote :

"I'm quite certain that Chicago is a lot safer than Morehead City when it comes to gun violence"

2012 Gun Murders in Chicago: 470

If that is true, remind me to never visit Morehead City - place sounds crazy



[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 2:05 PM. Reason : v]

1/28/2013 2:03:56 PM

It's quite clearly a joke article

1/28/2013 2:13:38 PM

Lullz.

1/28/2013 2:20:11 PM

i just realized i'm not a naturally born citizen

1/28/2013 2:21:49 PM

c-section?

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ah i was joking... they actually say that in the article. ]

1/28/2013 2:22:40 PM

settledown lives in Morehead City, LOL.

1/28/2013 2:30:00 PM

Quote :

"It's quite clearly a joke article"

Ya think?

1/28/2013 3:02:49 PM

I think they would have had a lot more people fall for it if they left out the c-section part.

1/28/2013 3:10:08 PM

^^Some didn't, so...

1/28/2013 3:38:19 PM

Quote :

"as if the Constitution were all that great anyway"

Hah

I'd say the trollbait was firmly planted by the Op Editor just to get more sales of their paper.

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 3:56 PM. Reason : Ill be nice]

1/28/2013 3:55:20 PM

Wouldn't surprise me. The Carteret County News-Times is, at best, a rag.

1/28/2013 3:57:50 PM

I refuse to roll up in Club Karma without my piece.

1/28/2013 4:44:39 PM

Ill tell my parents (they live down there) to watch for this guys obituary.

1/28/2013 10:50:11 PM

Quote :

"If that is true, remind me to never visit Morehead City - place sounds crazy"

ROFL

1/28/2013 11:06:03 PM

Is the author of this article a Birther? Seems like it from the wording of the "satire". That's even more embarrassing than if the author actually believed all those things.

1/29/2013 12:51:11 AM

Sad thing is, if the author claimed to be a Republican, you would all think he believed what he was saying.

1/29/2013 6:52:41 PM

I'm from Morehead City and interned at the Carteret County News-Times a long time ago. Dis shit be all kinds trollbait.

Quote :

"I'd say the trollbait was firmly planted by the Op Editor just to get more sales of their paper."

Also very possible, but probably not true. If there's one demographic already buying the paper, it's easily excited conservatives.

[Edited on January 29, 2013 at 11:42 PM. Reason : f]

1/29/2013 11:42:06 PM

You people have too much faith in humanity.

I'd bet the author was actually that stupid.

7/31/2013 3:03:42 PM

my favorite part:

Quote :

"But because the Constitution was written a hundred years ago...""

7/31/2013 3:31:44 PM

Lol wow

7/31/2013 9:20:52 PM

Quote :

"The Republicans are just trying to stand in the way, because the president is black. They even dared to question whether he was born in this country"

I wonder if Republicans even lift

7/31/2013 9:22:45 PM

Crime rates in Morehead City by Year

Type

Murders

2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011
0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1

Read more: http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Morehead-City-North-Carolina.html#ixzz2ag1D5NwU

7/31/2013 9:34:58 PM

i thought this thread was about sawahash's dad

7/31/2013 9:41:11 PM

Quote :

"You people have too much faith in humanity. I'd bet the author was actually that stupid."

i don't have a lot of faith in humanity, but this has gotta be fake. an unnaturally C-sectioned citizen is just too just too funny. a moron couldn't accidentally make that up

7/31/2013 10:35:03 PM

^How about a moron who also works in a maternity ward?

8/1/2013 9:06:56 AM