Why didn't anyone call that jerk out for being a moocher, liar, thief, and selfish SOB? As soon as he started dancing around that bed, Charlie should have been like, "GET A JOB!"

2/1/2013 4:34:29 PM

wasnt it grandpa joe that went to the chocolate factory with him.

2/1/2013 4:37:19 PM

shut up, that's what i said

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 4:43 PM. Reason : SHIT. BRB.]

2/1/2013 4:37:53 PM

ehe

2/1/2013 4:40:19 PM

punchmonk pwnt

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 4:48 PM. Reason : FTR this thread used to be called Grandpa George is a bum for anyone who is confused. CALLED OUT.]

2/1/2013 4:40:44 PM

dude dont hate on grandpa joe, he sang the "golden ticket" song

2/1/2013 4:41:33 PM

We are showing Maya this movie for the first time and I am finding so many situations that are ripe for parody. Then I was thinking about the message that Granda Joe was sending.

2/1/2013 4:42:46 PM

Show her this and the Depp version, then ask which was superior. If she chooses this, get her ice cream and let her stay up late. If she picks the other one, take her out of your will.

2/1/2013 4:49:25 PM

the 1971 version is so much better its not even a contest. i remember as a kid my dad bought us the VHS, and we would watch it all the time.

2/1/2013 4:53:29 PM

I thought this thread was about Joe Biden

2/1/2013 4:54:58 PM

THE BOOK WAS THE BEST

/snob

2/1/2013 4:55:10 PM

no, its actually about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

2/1/2013 4:55:40 PM

But what about Grandpa Joe's best friend, Chico Rodriguez?

2/1/2013 5:11:03 PM

Quote :

"Show her this and the Depp version, then ask which was superior. If she chooses this, get her ice cream and let her stay up late. If she picks the other one, take her out of your will."

will do.

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 5:13 PM. Reason : called out.]

2/1/2013 5:11:45 PM

hes the perfect bum

he jumps out of bed completely fine

it was all a sham for government benefits (cabbage water)

2/1/2013 8:03:35 PM

[Old]

Jim Rome has been on this rant for years

2/1/2013 9:47:04 PM

2/2/2013 8:55:22 AM

The Jim Rome rant is one of my favorite things, so funny. Someone not on a cell phone should find that for this thread.

2/2/2013 10:07:38 AM

2/2/2013 4:05:25 PM

^truth!

2/2/2013 4:39:53 PM

he's a smart man

2/2/2013 4:42:32 PM

THANKS OBAMA??

2/2/2013 8:12:39 PM

^Legally Blonde fan?

2/2/2013 8:20:29 PM

you exposed your first born child to the ghastly mind-bending horror of "The Boat Ride"?

I say shame on YOU

2/2/2013 9:24:40 PM

grandpa joe & the chocolate factory

2/2/2013 10:31:58 PM