Except guacamole. I'll eat the fuck out of some guacamole.


To naysayers: I'm not saying don't eat healthy. Yeah veggies are good with other things, but to eat entire meals of this stuff makes me feel weak and cold just thinking about it. Damn... I need a burger.

2/7/2013 3:32:46 PM

getchy0 fatty on

2/7/2013 3:34:40 PM

You can eat these things WITH a burger.

[Edited on February 7, 2013 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ]

2/7/2013 3:34:50 PM

zucchini is my jam

2/7/2013 3:35:40 PM

my versions:

-raw zucchini noodles with tomato sauce and 8 cheese ravioli and 2 giant meatballs
-avocado and sprouts on a burger
-guacamole ....on a burger
-barley grass... on a burger?
-kale salad...in the garbage
-green juice........NIGGA WTF IS JUICE

2/7/2013 3:41:17 PM

ok i laughed at kale salad in the garbage

fuck kale shit is so nasty

2/7/2013 3:42:45 PM

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

2/7/2013 3:42:54 PM

I love cooked kale, but I can't imagine eating raw kale. I see kale salads talked about everywhere, but all the kale I have ever seen is really chewy and fibrous. No way I can see eating that raw.

2/7/2013 3:44:17 PM

YOU GONNA LOSE DAT FOOT MOTHERFUCKA, DAT FOOT GONNA COME OFF

2/7/2013 3:44:28 PM

What the fuck is juice?

2/7/2013 3:47:52 PM

get some spinach, bitches

2/7/2013 3:49:56 PM

everything except for the barley grass (and maybe the green juice, depending what's in it) looks delicious to me.

and I've not always been able to say that. you really do have to reprogram your body and taste buds from the bullshit we've been sort of forcefed all our lives.

plus, there are ways of eating good shit that actually tastes good. I sauteed some kale the other night in white wine, coconut oil, and garlic, and I would honestly rather have that than french fries. or my perfected roasted broccoli - that shit is more delicious and satisfying than most "junk" food, but not necessarily as much as a burger.


as far as the raw kale goes - you HAVE to massage it or it will be tough and terrible. it should also be removed from the "stem". I love greek kale salads - kale, cucumber, tomato, feta, kalamata olives, and a greek vinaigrette. YUM.

[Edited on February 7, 2013 at 3:51 PM. Reason : kaaaalllleee]

2/7/2013 3:50:02 PM

as long as we're posting black comedians, embed pls http://youtu.be/07pRVJ4KsKY

another gem, the commercial dave talks about http://youtu.be/sjgLb0HJ3VE

[Edited on February 7, 2013 at 3:56 PM. Reason : thx]

2/7/2013 3:50:58 PM

mine was in reference to Diabetes, but since you asked

2/7/2013 3:52:20 PM

Quote :

" I sauteed some kale the other night in white wine, coconut oil, and garlic"

for some reason coconut oil doesn't seem like it would complement the garlic

2/7/2013 4:04:54 PM

Ib4wb

2/7/2013 4:06:12 PM

^^the kind I have has very little, if any, remnants of coconut flavor. that said, I might have used bacon fat, I can't remember. I use the two pretty interchangeably.

2/7/2013 4:23:20 PM

Quote :

"and I've not always been able to say that. you really do have to reprogram your body and taste buds from the bullshit we've been sort of forcefed all our lives. "

I agree!

Quote :

"everything except for the barley grass (and maybe the green juice, depending what's in it) looks delicious to me."

I don't think you eat barley grass. I believe it has to be juiced like wheatgrass because the human stomach can't digest it.

What a vague and weird list though. "Eat these six things, but we won't tell you which part of them benefits pancreatic function or why." Oh, and two of them are based on Avocado, but we'll put both of them in there anyway. The inclusion of what appears to be raw barley grass (as opposed to making it a part of the green juice) is just weird. Makes me think the creator doesn't really have a full grasp on what they're trying to convey. They probably got this from watching The View and The Doctors back to back.

The "green juice" I drink daily has barley, kale, and alfalfa/broccoli sprouts. It's called Green Vibrance. Good stuff!

[Edited on February 7, 2013 at 5:09 PM. Reason : s]

2/7/2013 5:02:57 PM

more and more and more (more^3) im seeing the regular elitism enlisted by neo-healthnuts turn to casual ostracization.

2/7/2013 5:23:08 PM

Where?

I think you're being too thin-skinned. drop the victim mentality!

2/7/2013 5:26:43 PM

i think you were raised by downtown julie brwon

2/7/2013 6:43:35 PM

I want that purple stuff

2/7/2013 7:30:06 PM

Quote :

"everything except for the barley grass (and maybe the green juice, depending what's in it) looks delicious to me. "

Same. And I only say that about barley grass because I've never had it, so I might actually like it.

2/7/2013 7:56:20 PM

I've been doing it for two weeks so I guess I can say that I now eat a largely raw diet with lots of carrots, cabbage, spinach, broccoli, apples, nuts, etc...

After my first bite of the day (some nuts), my stomach expands into a methane balloon. By the end of the day, I have to squirm around just to get even vaguely comfortable sleep.

But, from like 6-10 AM, I feel fantastic!

Yay for nutrition, everybody!

2/7/2013 8:41:18 PM

Am I the only one who saw "barfey grass"?

I need to find my glasses.

2/7/2013 8:43:48 PM

Kale is awesome.

2/7/2013 8:50:22 PM

The only place I will eat kale is 12 bones (sometimes rosettas). But it has the consistency of rubber almost. Don't other greens have just as much nutrition? Mustard greens I will eat

2/8/2013 2:23:53 AM

Kale chips motherfuckers, make them.

Avocado and zucchini would never get old to me.

...passing on the grass, though.

2/8/2013 2:34:24 AM