But then she starts her period.

2/17/2013 5:29:14 PM

lol. You got played, son.

2/17/2013 5:29:44 PM

Blood is the best lube.

2/17/2013 5:30:32 PM

#straightpeopleproblems

2/17/2013 5:30:57 PM

It's a better problem than having to go up against shit dick 24/7.

2/17/2013 5:33:03 PM

Is her anus, and mouth bleeding?

2/17/2013 5:59:30 PM

Pwnt

2/17/2013 5:59:59 PM

This happens. ALL. THE. TIME

2/17/2013 6:07:00 PM

Do her anyway. Problem solved.

2/17/2013 6:11:33 PM

Thats a rapin

2/17/2013 6:14:27 PM

hit that shit raw son

2/17/2013 6:14:37 PM

2/17/2013 6:16:31 PM

I was with ya until the third frame...

2/17/2013 6:18:15 PM

that one makes me laugh so much!!!

2/17/2013 6:23:30 PM

lol

2/17/2013 6:26:12 PM

earn yo red wings, dawg

2/17/2013 6:28:09 PM

Pretend like you caused all the blood with your huge dick

2/17/2013 6:31:01 PM

You're afraid of the blood of a loved one?

Psh.

2/17/2013 6:31:13 PM

EMCE & vinylbandit just made me LOL

2/17/2013 6:31:45 PM

man... life sucks.

2/17/2013 6:32:48 PM

I used to do that and yell "DEATH! By penile impalement!"

2/17/2013 6:33:03 PM

never bothered me. put a towel down. do it in the shower. put it in her butt. you're gonna end up in there anyway. the shower, i mean.


take pics of your bloody dick. they'll come in handy later.


just kidding, that can probably only work against you.

[Edited on February 17, 2013 at 9:31 PM. Reason : yeah]

2/17/2013 9:30:06 PM

Shower sex

2/17/2013 9:35:02 PM

Run that red light, pussy.

2/17/2013 9:36:34 PM

+ Louis CK

2/17/2013 9:41:56 PM

NO

2/17/2013 9:42:11 PM

I mean I kinda feel like you should shower anyway, why does it matter if you're washing blood off or just girl-nut

2/17/2013 9:44:55 PM

Y'know, the Louis CK quote has got me thinking, I bet most dads are willing to surf the crimson wave. I mean really, if you've got a kid, they're probably going to pee, poop, vomit, and snot on you at some point, so what's a little period blood?

2/17/2013 9:55:06 PM

bitch better not be acting like she's doing me a favor and I might consider it.

Not my fault her body wants to destroy the linen of her uterus when my dick is demanding to take a dip in the land of enchantment.

2/17/2013 9:59:21 PM

The only solution to this problem is to clearly shit in her handbag!

2/17/2013 10:29:49 PM

Quote :

"the linen of her uterus"

2/17/2013 11:41:30 PM

OP: I don't see the problem

2/18/2013 12:44:00 AM

Quote :

"Blood is the best lube."

One of the two guilty truths that I have come to realize about sex. The other is that anal is actually cleaner than vag comparatively speaking.

2/18/2013 12:46:43 AM

Quote :

"I bet most dads men are willing to surf the crimson wave."

ftfy

2/18/2013 1:22:55 AM

This is what blowjobs are for

2/18/2013 8:23:10 AM

I remember the first time this was an issue in college. Alcohol and a much increased libido when she was ragging made it a no-brainer. Plus there's some caveman-like excitement about pulling out a bloody dick and blasting all over her.

Later became a statistical victim of poor BC method.

2/18/2013 8:31:21 AM

Period tracker app ftmfw

2/18/2013 1:44:22 PM

Quote :

" promised sex"

Your first mistake is treating sex like a commodity. Your second mistake is letting her dictate when you have it. Your third (and in comparison, extremely minor) mistake is caring about a little bit of a blood. Oh for three, your dick deserves to stay in the holster.

2/18/2013 1:52:12 PM

Pussy is a commodity. Maybe you're broke ass just can't get it.

2/18/2013 7:16:39 PM

Quote :

" OH FOR THREE "

2/18/2013 7:25:39 PM

just remember to put a towel down first

2/18/2013 7:31:11 PM

2/18/2013 7:33:41 PM

I enjoy a good towel

2/18/2013 7:34:37 PM

this one is already red

2/18/2013 8:29:01 PM

Promise to not fuck her friend.

2/18/2013 8:42:45 PM

Highly unlikely. With the exception of gunzz, I pull more ass than anyone here.

2/18/2013 9:05:38 PM

shark week is for knob slobbin

2/18/2013 9:22:44 PM

Quote :

"#straightpeopleproblems"

#holeoptions

2/18/2013 10:13:37 PM

bwahahahaha...Førte.

2/18/2013 10:56:20 PM

Quote :

"Do her anyway. Problem solved."

2/19/2013 7:28:57 AM