Your last 5 girlfriends are all sitting in your living room when you get there, staring at you...

What happens next?

2/18/2013 9:51:38 PM

*makes manti te'o joke*

2/18/2013 9:57:15 PM

i'd ask "how are 4 imaginary women sitting in my living room!?!??!!?!?"

2/18/2013 10:00:38 PM

kung fu battle

2/18/2013 10:00:56 PM

*posts picture of golden retriever*

2/18/2013 10:01:01 PM

That would be quite a meeting of the minds. . .not.

2/18/2013 10:01:14 PM

2/18/2013 10:02:44 PM

^

2/18/2013 10:07:19 PM

^^lol

[Edited on February 18, 2013 at 10:07 PM. Reason : dd]

2/18/2013 10:07:34 PM

Big man wins

2/18/2013 10:09:34 PM

would their husbands be there, too?

2/18/2013 10:12:53 PM

Quote :

"i'd ask "how are 4 imaginary women sitting in my living room!?!??!!?!?""

It's okay. I've had less than 5 girlfriends too. More than you apparently, but still less than 5.

2/18/2013 10:13:56 PM

As long as it was the last 5 before my wife it'd be OK. They were pretty chill and didn't hate any of the others and don't hate me now.

2/18/2013 11:52:56 PM

unzips pants

2/19/2013 12:08:54 AM

I'd bust out the alcohol and big bang theory uno deck and see what came of it

I'm still on good terms (or at least indifferent terms) with most I've the girls I've ever dated for any length of time, the last five (depending on what your threshold for girlfriend is) notwithstanding

2/19/2013 12:55:03 AM

One would try to kill me. Two would leave because they wouldnt give a shit. One would probably break down into tears.

The last one is a wild card. We would either bone in front of everyone else, or just chat casually.

2/19/2013 12:57:57 AM

they would chit-chat for 20 or so minutes and then massacre one another.

my arrival would be insignificant.

2/19/2013 1:02:37 AM

a couple of them are married now, the others and I (as well as the married ones) are on good terms

last five 1-3 night stands might be another story, a bit of cursing, etc

2/19/2013 1:04:55 AM

isn't this a paul simon lyric?

2/19/2013 1:18:02 AM