thank you for being a friend

2/23/2013 11:45:29 PM

Aliases aren't real people. God is more of a friend to you than it...

2/23/2013 11:46:32 PM

aliases have feelings too, you know

2/23/2013 11:47:43 PM

I thought we were friends

2/23/2013 11:50:07 PM

but I thought you didn't love me anymore

2/23/2013 11:54:14 PM

call me an alias again, most boring poster ever

i'm almost asleep

2/23/2013 11:55:49 PM

2/23/2013 11:55:59 PM

why don't we call it alt, anyway

this is the only site I've ever been on where they call it an alias

2/23/2013 11:56:16 PM

and if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the heart attack would say "thank you for being a friend"

2/23/2013 11:56:21 PM

2/23/2013 11:56:28 PM

I love bmel, and dats the bahm line!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/23/2013 11:57:17 PM

...

2/23/2013 11:57:28 PM

Uh... You're an alias. Ok billytalent... er dillydaliant... er walkmanfades... er halfwit... er whoeverthefuckyouare.

Jesus fuck you're a loser.

2/23/2013 11:58:00 PM

who is dillydaliant?

when was the last time i posted with any of those other names?

yawn

2/24/2013 12:00:09 AM

2/24/2013 12:02:13 AM

You've still given qntmfred at least $100 in usernames... I can't take any insult you throw personally. I can at least respect BubbleBobble as a human. The cumstain on my sheet is more of a human than you are.

2/24/2013 12:05:14 AM

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"I can at least respect BubbleBobble as a human."

are you fucking kidding me?

2/24/2013 12:07:01 AM

i just learned that on top of being incredibly boring merbig is also poor

[Edited on February 24, 2013 at 12:08 AM. Reason : y]

2/24/2013 12:07:46 AM

Weak.

2/24/2013 12:11:27 AM

yawn

get a job

2/24/2013 12:19:28 AM

I do... It's saturday (well, Sunday now).

2/24/2013 12:20:14 AM

2/24/2013 12:20:47 AM

where did settledown go

2/24/2013 12:53:03 AM

he passed out pretty quickly after i serviced him.
he's sleeping like a baby now, i don't think i should wake him.

2/24/2013 12:55:31 AM

2/24/2013 1:00:26 AM

you mean settledown, settledowned?

2/24/2013 1:00:40 AM

Quote :

"you mean settledown, settledowned?"

yeah, but only after a few minutes in my dick holster

2/24/2013 1:02:20 AM

2/24/2013 1:07:00 AM

2/24/2013 1:07:25 AM

aha not exactly long lasting

[Edited on February 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM. Reason : but LOADS of fun ]

2/24/2013 1:08:13 AM

OMFG

2/24/2013 1:17:12 AM

GFMO

2/24/2013 1:19:55 AM

2/24/2013 1:20:37 AM

no BubBob, you can't have Seth's leftovers. i'm not some cheap floozy that just gets passed around!!

2/24/2013 1:21:48 AM

How about a Handy J, and a few Doritos?

2/24/2013 1:28:29 AM

2/24/2013 1:29:28 AM

sure EMCE, but all i got is some stale Cheetos

2/24/2013 1:30:47 AM

2/24/2013 3:02:46 AM