:3

3/4/2013 9:15:49 PM

:3.k.tumbler.com

3/4/2013 9:16:21 PM

Sounds like someones ready to catch a jack

3/4/2013 9:17:46 PM

Just watch porn videos like everyone else

3/4/2013 9:18:06 PM

No, I like his approach. Slow buildup, rise to a crescendo, then BAM, bust a big fat Houston Nutt into that sweaty tube sock you just took off your sweaty fat foot.

3/4/2013 9:20:18 PM

Are you fucking 13? Why the shit do you need to do a slow jerk in this day and age?

[Edited on March 4, 2013 at 9:22 PM. Reason : Hh]

3/4/2013 9:22:34 PM

Its all about the process. Its feels like you earned it.

3/4/2013 9:25:51 PM

Quote :

" sweaty tube sock you just took off your sweaty fat foot. "

steppin on toes, Pastor

3/4/2013 9:28:27 PM

3/4/2013 9:31:10 PM

3/4/2013 9:42:38 PM

3/4/2013 9:46:10 PM

http://little-miss-andy.tumblr.com/

3/4/2013 10:33:36 PM

God ftw

3/4/2013 10:34:07 PM

icwydt

3/4/2013 10:54:31 PM

http://bonermakers.tumblr.com/

3/4/2013 11:56:35 PM

that was completely uncalled for, lewisje

3/5/2013 12:27:59 AM

I thought you'd appreciate it

since, y'know...

~♥

3/5/2013 6:59:52 AM

since... that shit's nasty?

sure, I appreciate it

3/5/2013 9:38:50 AM

no, because you're just so femmy: /message_topic.aspx?topic=631316

3/5/2013 5:35:28 PM

well

I can see why people don't like you now :3

3/5/2013 8:19:59 PM

Quote :

"Slow buildup, rise to a crescendo, then BAM, bust a big fat Houston Nutt into that sweaty tube sock you just took off your sweaty fat foot."

my god, this is perfect.

3/5/2013 8:22:22 PM

3/5/2013 8:28:36 PM

wow

3/5/2013 8:30:58 PM

Quote :

"then BAM, bust a big fat Houston Nutt"

just like the Houston ratt--

3/5/2013 8:49:02 PM

Witless italicized sentence

[Edited on March 5, 2013 at 8:51 PM. Reason : .]

3/5/2013 8:51:39 PM

oh I'm sorry

did it say somewhere in the TOS that I had to have wit in every post :3

3/5/2013 8:53:49 PM

^^^^^ya gotta wonder how he keeps from perforating his transverse colon (yeah, that dildo is so big it runs right through the rectum and bends the sigmoid and descending colons to its will)

also while seeking the nearest het equivalent I've seen, I found the xTuber who made that gif: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=y57YD-G748-

what I was looking for was this old video where some hung black guy lifts a skinny Asian chick with his penis while fully penetrated, and it's poking out above her navel...hard to Google

3/5/2013 9:58:44 PM

^^ Yes.

Quote :

"Be thoughtful/humorous - Hundreds of people browse the message board each day. Before you post something, think to yourself, "would the majority of the users want to read this?". If the answer is "no", then don't post it."

3/5/2013 10:04:55 PM

you should have been permabanned a while back if we were really sticking to that one :3

3/5/2013 10:24:34 PM

http://mommydaddysheetmonstertime.tumblr.com/

3/5/2013 10:33:11 PM