Once someone decides they're going to lunch, they lock their computer, stand up, and don't do shit until other people start to join them.

Apparently some dude cuts fruit in the bathroom

This has been a Krallum presentation.

3/5/2013 12:37:12 PM

The elevators in my office building have 12 floors of buttons. There is a button for a floor 13 but no button for 2.

3/5/2013 12:39:27 PM

3/5/2013 12:39:41 PM

I set up a two tiered steamer on a vacant desk and cook my lunch. Today was fiesta lime salmon.

[Edited on March 5, 2013 at 1:51 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2013 1:32:29 PM

Neither of the main stairwells go to the first floor. One goes from 8 to 3, then down two more flights and exits directly outside (in a door that you can't get back into as there is no handle). The other goes from 8 to 2, but stops there.

3/5/2013 6:12:16 PM

i set up a crockpot in the handicap stall to cook my dinner for the day

3/5/2013 6:14:22 PM

people with 666 in their work email address

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/15/2013 3:21:36 PM

^We have a competitor who's product search tool URL ends in search/0666

3/15/2013 3:42:19 PM

on one occasion when I was pulling an all-nighter working, I went to the bathroom at like 3 a.m. and found this Asian kid in there taking a shower. I mean he had his shirt off and was just washing himself from the sink. he sort of snarled at me in the moment he saw me, as if he were annoyed at me for intruding on his late-night showering ritual.

3/15/2013 7:51:21 PM

My work email has "pens" in the domain name - whenever I spell it out to someone, I always feel so dirty and immediately say awkwardly, "Um it stands for Pensacola... Not the body part"

I honestly don't know what I feel the need to explain it

3/15/2013 7:53:35 PM

well you see there is an "i" in "penis"

pens it this...

3/15/2013 7:58:31 PM

Yeah but when I'm all

P-E-N-S.... I get all awkward feeling

3/15/2013 8:06:08 PM

But why? Penis has an i

3/15/2013 8:21:58 PM

samwise@peniscola.com

3/15/2013 8:23:18 PM

my dad's company includes an office identifier in email names (so for Bob White in Raleigh, it would show up as "Bob White-RAL"... my dad's office identifier is MAD... so every email has "Bob White-MAD" haha.

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2013 8:24:50 PM