if you call into that show, you are filthy and depraved

you are literally a beast with a beast soul and beast tendencies

“my sister-in-law treats fire ant bites with wd-40”

ok caller but that shit will give you chemical pneumonitis if you inhale it

also your skin will absorb it and it will fuck your liver

“i have not seen any evidence that the laundry cycle kills bacteria in your socks”

that’s because you are a dirty fucking hobo gypsy who doesn’t use a dryer

stop spraying fucking listerine on your unwashed socks you fucking animal

“washing your hands kills bacteria you would otherwise grow resistant to”

AFTERWARDS, HE BIT INTO THE SANDWICH

THAT HE HAD MADE WITH HIS OWN HANDS

AFTER WIPING THE SHIT FROM HIS ASS

“HONEY, DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU”

3/6/2013 3:02:01 PM

in during FroshKiller rant :3

3/6/2013 3:02:42 PM

people still watch tv?

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3/6/2013 3:04:17 PM

fuck the police audience of the people's pharmacy

3/6/2013 3:04:53 PM

In this thread, Krallum outs himself as a person who does not support public radio.

FROSHKILLER WHY ARE YOUR APOSTROPHES AND QUOTATION MARKS ALL FUCKED UP YOU PLAGIARIST

3/6/2013 3:04:59 PM

OHHHH this is that shit that comes on sunday. its fucking awful

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3/6/2013 3:05:18 PM

The only good shit on the weekend on NPR is cartalk, radio lab, wait wait and that other game show. The rest is awful especially that old lady's cooking show

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3/6/2013 3:06:41 PM

you made me laff

thanks Froshy

3/6/2013 3:08:09 PM

One time they had an insurance expert on to help with questions, so it was a full show of "well it depends on your plan"

3/6/2013 3:12:30 PM

The only one i've ever heard people kept asking a question that whatever guest expert just answered in their speech

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3/6/2013 3:18:01 PM

I love listening to the radio, huddled close to the rich mahogany enclosure and wreathed in the warm glow of the vacuum tubes, decoder ring held at the ready.

3/6/2013 3:19:04 PM

Twas the 'Age of the story'. Its cool to think that people used to all hear news / events in a more synchronous way than we do now, but they were totally seperated outside of physical location.

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3/6/2013 3:21:05 PM

BigMan157 masturbate to Michael Feldman's Whad'ya Know? radio show.

3/6/2013 3:21:50 PM

I always took him as more of the Garrison Keillor type.

3/6/2013 3:23:08 PM

are you ordering me to do that?

3/6/2013 3:38:00 PM

no i was typing ethnic

3/6/2013 3:38:57 PM

I miss this

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3/6/2013 3:50:37 PM

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

3/6/2013 3:52:21 PM

I think the hosts may also sniff their own farts?

3/6/2013 4:06:34 PM