I put whipped cream in my coffee.

3/8/2013 10:09:02 AM

I put "whipped cream" in Smath74's coffee.

3/8/2013 10:23:50 AM

Peruse websites for cock pics, and compare myself to them so I can see how I measure up in terms of length, girth, and estimated scrotal fortitude.

3/8/2013 10:57:37 AM

^^

3/8/2013 11:06:32 AM

3/8/2013 11:10:54 AM

^^ more like amirite?

3/8/2013 12:32:42 PM

ok fine

3/8/2013 12:33:12 PM

That Thing You Do!

is a perfect film.

3/8/2013 12:46:09 PM

~ things Smath does

- complains about NSFW shit in the NSFW section of a website

3/8/2013 12:51:19 PM

i put the lime in the coconut

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/8/2013 12:55:35 PM