Any of you guys ever been told that your dick stinks?

3/12/2013 4:31:13 PM

Must. Resist. Your mom. Joke.

3/12/2013 4:32:16 PM

Why?

3/12/2013 4:33:02 PM

I told your mom to use an enema beforehand, but noooo

3/12/2013 4:38:28 PM

only after the fifth day

3/12/2013 5:05:42 PM

no but i've also never told a girl her junkstank is a bonerkill when I certainly should have

3/12/2013 10:41:30 PM

Wide vagina. It's not my issue.

3/12/2013 10:43:16 PM

since my tiny penis lives mostly inside my body when it's soft this issue is hard to avoid

that's why i carry sex wipes

3/12/2013 10:50:48 PM

I feel as if perhaps there was a better use of my thread creation capabilities

3/12/2013 11:00:25 PM

I usually wash my dick with some body wash and peppermint oil before I get a blowjob.

3/12/2013 11:02:20 PM

3/13/2013 12:28:46 AM

this is way better:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/28bf8c0046/megan-mullally-nick-offerman-rap-about-dicks

3/13/2013 10:00:58 AM