I feel like looking at people's resumes and giving my feedback. Probably definitely not qualified to do this but i'll do it anyways

This has been a Krallum service

3/18/2013 2:49:21 PM

Pro Tip #1: never use months for anything

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3/18/2013 2:53:34 PM

for email contact info, use a professional address

I had one girl who wanted me to send a resume to a colleague and her address was emoney###@hotmail.com

3/18/2013 2:55:34 PM

don't be hating on my @aol.com address

3/18/2013 2:59:29 PM

Pro Tip #2: If you're one of the 3 people left on this site who hasn't graduated and has little experience, find 6-7 listings for jobs you want. Copy and paste them into a word counter and then use whichever buzz words you find listed in your resume.

The ones I used were 'optimized, systems, develop' etc. Replace whatever verbs / nouns you have with the nomenclature of the listings.



Pro Tip #3: Center your name

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3/18/2013 2:59:46 PM

print out a picture of your cock with your name, email & phone number on it...mail it out - then sit back & wait for the job offers to roll in.

3/18/2013 3:03:55 PM

Quote :

"never use months for anything"

i think months are fine...as long as its like "company A until March 2009" "company B from April 2009 to whenever"

and not "company A until March 2009" "company B from December 2010 to whenever"

cause they'll be like what did this fucker do for a year and a half

3/18/2013 3:08:46 PM

The point is that you don't gain anything from putting months on there. The only possible outcome is negative.

The only time they'd ask if you had 3 jobs in the same year, or if you had "Company A 20xx - 2012 and then Company B 2012-" they might ask when you started at Company B, to get a frame of reference of how long you've held your current jorb.

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3/18/2013 3:09:19 PM

After a couple years of work experience, move your education to the bottom of the document, because at that point no one gives a shit anymore (i.e. your experience means more than what school you went to)

3/18/2013 8:37:06 PM

unless you work in education/research/academia

then your entire post is completely wrong

3/18/2013 8:48:21 PM

including glamour shots with the cover page...yes? no?

3/18/2013 8:49:23 PM

I have my high school GPA as the first thing you see

3/18/2013 8:50:47 PM

Followed by his Xbox gamertag, and his ICQ handle.

3/18/2013 8:55:05 PM

and his favorite AIM away message

3/18/2013 11:27:24 PM

hackers

3/18/2013 11:28:04 PM

At what age should I remove my SAT scores and Mensa membership?

3/19/2013 1:12:38 AM