hey slappy1

write some shit on a piece of paper and take a picture next to it

prove that you're real ok

3/20/2013 10:24:11 PM

that bitch isn't real

3/20/2013 10:24:24 PM

how shocked are you going to be when you find out she's real and i'm not

3/20/2013 10:25:34 PM

that would not shock me at all

3/20/2013 10:26:40 PM

oh

shut up then

3/20/2013 10:27:02 PM

Write "I love EMCE, and he loves me". You know....cause it's true

3/20/2013 10:27:21 PM

*keeps submitting messages*

3/20/2013 10:27:49 PM

EMCE, you get all the ladies - why can't I have this one?

3/20/2013 10:28:25 PM

fuck ladies

3/20/2013 10:29:38 PM

^^. Sorry. I withdraw my request.


Carry on.

3/20/2013 10:30:23 PM

oh

good thing you included carets

cause I totally would have thought you were talking to me

3/20/2013 10:31:33 PM

Bubs, cheer up

3/20/2013 10:32:04 PM

bubblebobble, do you think you could type that again? Except a little less cunty?

3/20/2013 10:33:30 PM

I could

here goes..



oh

EMCE is a bitch made motherfucker

3/20/2013 10:34:50 PM

If I am India, and you Pakistan, settledown would be the United States

3/20/2013 10:39:29 PM

is my response

3/20/2013 10:45:16 PM

i love you both

3/20/2013 10:50:51 PM

I think I'm gonna die of toxic vapor inhalation

just thought I would let someone know :3

3/20/2013 10:51:21 PM

I love the thread

I am yet undecided about the picture

I am sorry

3/21/2013 1:28:58 AM

Quote :

"SLAPPY1 USER VERIFICATION"

the people demand it

3/21/2013 1:31:06 AM

what item do you want desperately from me other than my ding dong

3/21/2013 2:13:35 AM

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3/22/2013 12:44:01 AM

3/22/2013 12:56:44 AM

3/22/2013 1:07:36 AM

I bet slappy doesn't even lift

3/22/2013 1:08:18 AM

beep beep beep VER-IF-I-CAT-ION AU-THEN-TI-CAT-ED

3/22/2013 9:50:27 AM

*blinking* ACCESS DENIED *blinking*

ENHANCE

3/22/2013 11:22:19 AM

please respond to my email

I need help

3/22/2013 12:27:12 PM

she needs help removing her bra

3/22/2013 12:49:49 PM

k

3/22/2013 4:03:58 PM

I replied to your email

3/22/2013 5:14:51 PM

I love you

3/22/2013 5:28:23 PM

so you're not taking the pic?

3/22/2013 5:30:11 PM

now's probably not the best timing for that, if you know what I mean.

3/22/2013 5:35:54 PM

I forgot you're on your period

3/22/2013 5:42:16 PM

I want some blood pics plz :3

3/22/2013 6:08:45 PM