HERE ARE 3 KEYS

YOU'RE WELCOME
W3WJ3-3JXTT-6RW5T-SB53B-XJBX9

also friend me on steam

chaoticsequence

i need a shock infinity pistol so bad

seriously i'll give you like any legendary mod in the game

love

fermat
*end Mr Torgue voice*

[Edited on March 25, 2013 at 11:29 PM. Reason : feet]

3/25/2013 11:28:39 PM

also any other legendary in the game

IM UNEMPLOYED GET OVER IT

THE KEYS ARE FOR PC ONLY

DONT BE GIVING ME THIS CONSOLE BULLSHIT

[Edited on March 25, 2013 at 11:30 PM. Reason : ad]

3/25/2013 11:30:02 PM

but the console keys are
5JKBJ-H5WCF-KWST6-K6BJB-FZ9BJ ps3

K3KJT-6HRT5-BHRTT-3BBTJ-RBWJ9 xbox

FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY SHOCK INFINITY PISTOL

3/25/2013 11:32:04 PM

Do you even borderlands bro?

3/25/2013 11:38:35 PM

Jeez. Why the name calling? I don't hate you. Shit. And I don't play your game, buddy.

3/25/2013 11:39:15 PM

i do even borderlands 2 bro
i even it all the time

if i farm doc mercy one more time and he doesn't drop the shock infinity i'm going to poop all over the internet
with FISTS

3/25/2013 11:40:52 PM

the name calling is to call attention
if you aren't in the target audience, then you are not included.
It's the beauty of emergent languages like english and russian


if i don't say "punchmonk is a faggot" then you can discount yourself and/or buy the game and help me get this gun -_-




or show me your boobs

3/25/2013 11:43:36 PM

i love pc games, like minesweeper

3/25/2013 11:51:39 PM

3/25/2013 11:55:59 PM

I would say far more than "seems legit" if you showed me your bewbs, oh monk of punch

3/25/2013 11:59:16 PM

lol...
um


you guys wouldn't believe what just showed up in my inbox


<3
<3 to the infinity

3/26/2013 12:02:15 AM

it was my cock picks. it took 2 emails to get it all in

3/26/2013 12:02:46 AM

these better not be fake.
google image search has become self aware I'll have you know

3/26/2013 12:02:49 AM

w00t!

3/26/2013 12:04:23 AM

how is qetdfred ok with this
YOU CANT HIDE THIS

3/26/2013 12:09:36 AM

He ok'd it.

3/26/2013 12:11:53 AM

...can i see his boobs too

3/26/2013 12:19:48 AM

hey punchmonk, you can PM me your mommaries too, k.

3/26/2013 12:30:22 AM

I expected a Steam key

but it is not valid

♥, lewisje (that's my Steam name too)

3/26/2013 2:16:42 AM

these are shift code keys

each one should give you 3 golden keys to the chest in sanctuary

3/26/2013 3:45:09 AM

Hey I just picked up the game this weekend on Steam. How do I use Shift codes? I understand what they do, but just don't know how to input them. KKTHXU.

3/26/2013 6:53:04 AM

main menu>extras>shift code

you can copy/paste on pc

feel free to join me any time you see me in game. i can use some of my keys to get you good gear or power level you if you're lazy.
you just really need to beat the game in true vault hunter mode to get the juicy stuff is all

and out ranking your enemies by 30 levels just gets boring

i'll give you some money too to get you started. its a pain to get in the beginning but by the time you max out, money is pretty much worthless

3/26/2013 9:23:19 AM

3/26/2013 2:12:05 PM

that red bookshelf jpg is baller

3/27/2013 1:24:52 AM

just ordered this game and it damaged my Self of Steam

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

3/27/2013 1:30:05 AM

without toast and willing to accommodate

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 1:38 AM. Reason : sounds like a craigslist ad]

3/27/2013 1:38:10 AM

3/30/2013 9:11:35 AM

YES

4/2/2013 10:04:56 AM

fuck UVHM. ripping my hair out.

4/3/2013 12:40:56 PM

Yeah it's a HUGE gear check. Remember slag is now roughly three times more powerful and weapons swapping is much faster.

Here

Five gold chest keys:

PC: K3WJT-BFBRW-S5RTT-TBBB3-9XWZ5
PS3: C3KTB-F6ZKB-KC5WJ-ZTKJ3-XC569
X360: KBWTB-T6XSC-JJHBF-WXBJJ-WRWKF

4/3/2013 1:45:12 PM

lol ehack suiciding

4/3/2013 1:46:27 PM

This game is beyond repetitive. Glorified Arrow-Comparison Engine

Proof that humans can be conned into doing meticulous, repetitious work etc. etc. conspiracy theory etc.

4/3/2013 1:47:02 PM

that woman is trying to hide how fat she is by wearing a fat suit

"o man, this chick isnt as fat as i thought! hell yea ill fuck!"

4/3/2013 1:48:24 PM

borderlands 1 and 2 are both a lot of fun, espcially co-op

4/3/2013 2:05:36 PM

i like how you can get rare things from certain enemies by killing them over and over again till you have a whole lot of what you didn't kill them for, and then using those things to kill them over and over again

4/3/2013 2:46:13 PM

My favorite part is killing the same enemy over and over to get the obvious overpowered weapon and then when you have completed said repeated task you now have a weapon which makes killing things incredibly easy but you don't have any need to kill anything anymore because you've already acquired the weapon drop you wanted from doing all that previous killing.


Now that's what I call fun

4/3/2013 2:50:51 PM

no there is another enemy

4/3/2013 2:54:02 PM

Look how much loot I have acquired and all these Bee/Conference Calls I have accumulated


Surely this will enhance my experience as I slowly traverse the landscape comparing red arrows to green arrows concerning statistics that are only marginally different

4/3/2013 3:03:12 PM

YAY! You get it! Now come and let us slay enemies and speak of butt-stallions

4/3/2013 10:53:21 PM

I'll wait for the Tiny Tina spinoff.

4/3/2013 10:54:28 PM

i play on xbox and i have copied this code not that i know what to do with it...

4/3/2013 10:55:44 PM

it's a shift code. you type it in at the shift code menu

4/3/2013 10:57:58 PM

Do you need to hold down shift for it to work?

4/3/2013 10:58:46 PM

And just in case you need some new gear to help level up, here are some celebratory SHiFT codes...

PC / Mac SHiFT Code for 5 Golden Keys in Borderlands 2:
K3WJT-BFBRW-S5RTT-TBBB3-9XWZ5

Xbox 360 SHiFT Code for 5 Golden Keys in Borderlands 2:
KBWTB-T6XSC-JJHBF-WXBJJ-WRWKF

PlayStation 3 SHiFT Code for 5 Golden Keys in Borderlands 2:
C3KTB-F6ZKB-KC5WJ-ZTKJ3-XC569

4/3/2013 11:00:12 PM

Quote :

"BORDER LANDS 2"

4/3/2013 11:01:38 PM

all shooters are relatively repetitive, greyfox.

a lot of people enjoy playing call of duty and the like, and still enjoy it despite playing the same maps and using the same weapons over and over. repetitive is a given in most games, you just have to like the feel of it.

i probably just like this game so much because it's so well suited to co-op...i very seldom play anything by myself anymore.

4/3/2013 11:09:43 PM

IAintMadAtcha.mp3

4/3/2013 11:10:58 PM

spray n pray and hack n slash are the way to go

ALSO BUTTON MASHERS

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 11:11 PM. Reason : cannot forget button mashers]

4/3/2013 11:11:20 PM

I added you as a friend

4/3/2013 11:41:10 PM

me?
i was wondering who that was.

welcome into the fold.

the fold of BULLETS

4/4/2013 11:48:12 AM