what the fuck is up with this.

This has been a theDuke866 query.

3/26/2013 10:50:20 PM

they have a thyroid condition

3/26/2013 10:59:05 PM

Cholesterol. Weight. All the above.

3/26/2013 10:59:44 PM

foie gras

3/26/2013 11:01:52 PM

They just have big bones.

I do like it when they patronize the buffet restaurants though, so we don't waste a shit ton of food.

3/26/2013 11:06:37 PM

Krallum likes fat chicks.

3/26/2013 11:08:02 PM

I like pretty much everyone until they give me a reason not to. Like being a gay dude or a woman who is into sports.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/27/2013 8:30:44 AM

I, for one, blame their female friends who constantly keep telling them they are beautiful.

3/27/2013 9:17:18 AM

i blame stores that make skimpy clothing in gargantuan sizes...


fat girls can dress lovely...and attractively....but showing a lot of skin in tight clothes isn't the way to do it...



^and that

3/27/2013 9:19:20 AM

dudes who like to fuck skeletons ITT

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/27/2013 9:37:22 AM

3/27/2013 10:17:48 AM

I blame "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera.

Oh, and "Firework" by Katy Perry.

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 10:25 AM. Reason : science]

3/27/2013 10:24:23 AM

And adele

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/27/2013 10:25:48 AM

Yeah, she taught us that fat girls get dumped sometimes.

Thanks Adele. Didn't know about that.

3/27/2013 10:27:37 AM

I would like to know why attractive women settle for clearly out of shape men. Thats the one that gets me.

3/27/2013 10:29:05 AM

Because we got fat dicks girl

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 10:30 AM. Reason : ^^^I mean i don't know shit about adele I just post whatever I want whenever I want]

3/27/2013 10:29:49 AM

^ I don't think thats the case.

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 10:33 AM. Reason : maybe more of a money/power thing?]

3/27/2013 10:32:49 AM

Women attracted to money / power? no way. That can't be it.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/27/2013 10:34:45 AM

My gf dates my fat ass because I beat her mercilessly, several times a week.

3/27/2013 10:35:12 AM

Quote :

"maybe more of a money/power thing?"

overall, i'd say that women are less concerned about the looks of their man than a man is about the looks of their woman

women see a guy who makes them laugh, has a good job, would be a good father, etc...men see a girl with nice legs, a great ass, and fantastic boobs

i'm generalizing, i know, but i think that women are less concerned with the physical attributes of a man than a man is with a woman's

3/27/2013 10:36:36 AM

All women like having their hair pulled. That's why you can't trust a woman with short hair. Probably used to be a dude.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/27/2013 10:36:55 AM

EMCE I have you placed in the "in shape category"

stop trying to derail my research

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ^^ I feel like that definitely factors into it]

3/27/2013 10:38:02 AM

nevermind then. Disregard my earlier statement.

3/27/2013 10:41:10 AM

I beat to EMCE most mornings.

3/27/2013 10:53:19 AM

I, too, beat EMCE most mornings.

3/27/2013 10:58:35 AM

I, too, meat EMCE most mornings.

3/27/2013 11:00:22 AM

Script

3/27/2013 11:03:46 AM

Quote :

"I would like to know why attractive women settle for clearly out of shape men. Thats the one that gets me."

They're safe.

3/27/2013 11:11:16 AM

I can see that. I can't decide if the trend is more prevalent in the south than other places. I feel like yes.

3/27/2013 5:40:47 PM

3/27/2013 10:05:26 PM

Quote :

"I would like to know why attractive women settle for clearly out of shape men. Thats the one that gets me."

Oddly enough, there are some women that aren't shallow as fuck.

Rare, but they do exist.

3/27/2013 10:28:07 PM

And the rest of us feel bad for them.

3/27/2013 10:31:39 PM

Wanting a hot, in shape partner doesn't make you shallow.

3/27/2013 10:32:35 PM

That's sort of the definition of being shallow, but whatever you have to tell yourself is ok with me.

3/27/2013 10:34:06 PM

some bitches in this thread

i love my big girls


how many divorces has the duke had?

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 10:50 PM. Reason : e]

3/27/2013 10:49:27 PM

YES FATTIES

3/28/2013 3:32:34 AM

^^ 0

^^^ no, that's when you're SOLELY concerned with that.

3/28/2013 7:08:01 PM

3/28/2013 7:17:13 PM

Vespas are not fun to ride.

3/28/2013 7:25:37 PM

HAY LADIES

3/28/2013 7:39:35 PM

If some poor woman ever agrees to marry me, I will divorce her ass if she gets fat.

That shit is just gross.

I can understand if you can't help it.

But most of you tubs of goo can.

3/28/2013 10:37:25 PM

^^^^

I thought he meant I was fuel efficient

3/29/2013 1:23:58 AM

dont bring duke into this unless you are questioning his theory on female weight loss.

motherfucker told me where the best titties were and I foound them

nigger is like the indiana jones of titties

3/29/2013 1:41:56 AM

I am tryin to get a moped

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/29/2013 11:51:30 AM

3/29/2013 1:06:56 PM

I love my scooter and am not at all ashamed to ride him.

3/29/2013 2:25:46 PM

the best time that I have ever had with girls were with fat chicks. They would let me do whatever I wanted with out applying standards and needs. Just straight pounding away till i get the big O. Hot chicks are way to particular about sex. It's like starting an old 70s stick shift.

3/30/2013 4:32:31 AM

Quote :

"Vespas are not fun to ride."

Lies.

3/30/2013 5:32:26 AM

I came here for pics, and i am disappoint. TWW where have you gone?

3/30/2013 4:43:30 PM

setemup

3/30/2013 4:46:31 PM