drawn on his face when passed out.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/james-denham-watson-arrested_n_2962463.html

Quote :

"At 5:30 am on March 23, a male subject assaulted his roommate after waking up to discover his roommate had drawn male genitalia on his face with permanent marker. The victim sustained extensive injuries to his face and was taken to Virginia Hospital Center by another roommate. The victim wished to press charges and called the police approximately an hour and half after the incident. James Denham Watson, 31, of Arlington, VA, was arrested and charged with malicious wounding. He was held without bond."

3/28/2013 11:40:59 AM

That was a dick move.

3/28/2013 11:41:42 AM

What a huge dick

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3/28/2013 11:42:42 AM

There is no such thing as a permanent marker on skin.....it wasn't a dick tattoo

3/28/2013 11:43:14 AM

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"That was a dick move."

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3/28/2013 11:43:32 AM

There is no such thing? What are we 4 years old?

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3/28/2013 11:43:51 AM

In his defense, the cock wasn't merely drawn on his face. It was traced

3/28/2013 11:43:59 AM

Fuck Frank and Fuck carrots!

3/28/2013 11:44:11 AM

He must be a cocky SOB.

3/28/2013 11:44:20 AM

3/28/2013 11:48:25 AM

that looks more like a goldfish than a dick

3/28/2013 11:49:58 AM

You figure they'd just dicker over a cockamamie prank.

3/28/2013 11:51:22 AM

BUT WERE HIS SHOES ON?!?!?

3/28/2013 11:58:31 AM

Something like 99% of college kids do it, but whatever.

3/28/2013 12:00:05 PM

and how many thirtysomethings do

3/28/2013 12:02:12 PM

Shouldn't of passed out first

3/28/2013 12:09:37 PM

Ironic that now after assaulting his roommate, instead of this being a quiet joke....his dicked face is all over the national news

3/28/2013 12:10:13 PM

and that dick is all up in his guts in JAIL

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3/28/2013 12:10:50 PM

I bet in Arlington county jail, you are treated to lobster dinners

3/28/2013 12:15:00 PM

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"Shouldn't of passed out first"

Should of of of of of

3/28/2013 12:18:11 PM

baller drawing dicks on an obvious dickhead

baller beating the piss out of some dick for drawing dicks on you


they make it sound like he almost killed him. Bet it was just a busted lip.

when the counter-suit shows up this will go away.

3/28/2013 12:25:15 PM

This is the most Arlington article ever

3/28/2013 12:59:19 PM

^^^ what?

3/28/2013 1:59:39 PM

I guess there's a couple guys looking for new roommates in Arlington...

3/28/2013 2:04:34 PM

Shouldn't have

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3/28/2013 2:06:52 PM

Ahh I see. I was half asleep when I posted that. Sorry for the bad grammar guys





[Edited on March 28, 2013 at 2:09 PM. Reason : Actually I'm not. Suck it ]

3/28/2013 2:08:22 PM

31 with a roommate, probably deserved it

3/28/2013 8:18:53 PM

how much you want to bet these assholes were military

3/28/2013 8:34:24 PM

Whoa!! Scotty mcreery got arrested

3/28/2013 9:06:43 PM

I have never been in a holding cell, but if I was and a guy was in there with a cock drawn on his face I would have to ask him the story.

3/28/2013 10:17:30 PM

where are the balls?

3/28/2013 10:18:41 PM

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"how much you want to bet these assholes were military"

are you fucking high? prison ethics is a JOKE compared to military secrecy.


these niggers jam shit into each other's primary pumper for KICKS

(unless they are women, who get billion dollar committees dedicated to them

the first bitch to graduate from the program marks the end of the corps


Or "Corpse" as our commander in chief would have it

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 2:20 AM. Reason : fags]

3/29/2013 2:19:33 AM

Fuck white people. They never abide by the shoes on rule.

3/29/2013 4:40:18 AM

really? you think that guy is in the military......

and im pretty sure most drunk college kids do this shit.

3/29/2013 9:43:00 AM

Quote :

"how much you want to bet these assholes were military"

It got into the news, therefore I bet you they weren't.

PLUS he has a unsat hair cut and his sideburns are too long. /diggit



but then again he could be an officer, but that would just make him a dumbass college kid who joined the military.

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 1:11 PM. Reason : im kidding about the officer joke.]

3/29/2013 1:10:59 PM

so I went out last night and met the guy who got his ass beat by the guy in OP

[Edited on March 30, 2013 at 8:35 PM. Reason : he's FUCKED up]

3/30/2013 8:34:42 PM

Cock looker drawer

3/30/2013 8:42:47 PM

cocaine?

3/30/2013 8:56:35 PM

no drugs involved. the guy is a complete psychopath with 3 priors for assaulting an officer

3/31/2013 12:41:24 PM

I bet they gave him hell in the holding cell.

Hey man, did you know there is a cock on your face? (group slides down the bench)

4/1/2013 2:34:01 PM

Hahaha, that's gonna be a running joke in the slammer--putting junk on his face, and being like, "hey, did you know..."

Haha

4/1/2013 6:57:13 PM