Do you guys usually wash your hands after a fap session? I always assumed it was common courtesy, as well as a matter of hygeine.

But I met someone this morning, and shook his hand. Soon after, while scratching my face, I noticed that my hand smelled like a dick. I naturally assumed the worst. So back to the question... What is the norm in terms of post-fap etiquette?

4/3/2013 8:54:44 AM

I think of it as a way for my dick to see new places, it gets lonely in there I'm sure.

4/3/2013 8:56:09 AM

I feel like its necessary to get the jizz off. I guess I've just wiped it off in the past if the fap was not in the bathroom (where 99% of my faps take place)...but I would say a wash happens a majority of the time.

4/3/2013 9:09:04 AM

someone's missing the ol' college days of fap 'n fling it seems

4/3/2013 12:09:16 PM

hand sanitizer isn't enough?

sometimes if i'm in a rush, i just use hand sanitizer instead of lube.

ok it was once, and i instantly regretted it.

4/3/2013 12:45:51 PM

I try not to jizz on my hands

4/3/2013 12:47:33 PM

i need to get some new pube trimmers

4/3/2013 12:48:42 PM

Does your hand have the herps now?

4/3/2013 12:49:17 PM

How do you know what dick smells like?

4/3/2013 1:16:27 PM

Its one of those things you just know, bro. If you were blindfolded, and different things were were passed under your nose.... You might not be able to discern a magnolia leaf from a an ear muff. But you would sure as hell know if a dick were in front of you.

4/3/2013 1:34:34 PM

I only ever wash my hands before fap sessions and before I poop

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4/3/2013 1:38:33 PM

do your women get offended if you wash your face or wipe your fingers off on the sheets?

4/3/2013 1:42:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8sG4smWbo

4/3/2013 1:47:44 PM

who was the guy on here that used to smell his friend's dirty underwear? 0EP? EMCE?

4/3/2013 1:55:10 PM

but it was his own underwear

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4/3/2013 1:55:43 PM

evan?

4/3/2013 1:55:49 PM

^^^ totally different scenario. OEP was going around sniffing guy's shit stains in their boxers. I was just the victim of someone touching me with fappy hands

4/3/2013 2:38:11 PM

I don't get why someone would fap in the morning post-shower. It's like taking a dump after you just showered. completely cancels out the clean feeling and you feel like it was all wasted

4/3/2013 2:41:38 PM

"But I met someone this morning" = "So I have this 'friend' " ?

4/3/2013 2:42:50 PM

Flappy hands

7/26/2013 10:59:49 PM

I met a female TWWer whose hands smelled very strongly of rotten pussy

no joke

7/26/2013 11:05:07 PM

That's grossly arousing

7/26/2013 11:13:46 PM

I usually fap late at night, right before I go to bed. so there's really no cause for me to wash my hands, either for sanitary reasons or as a courtesy to others.

if I fap in the middle of the day, though, I usually make sure I don't have random spots of jizz on my clothes before I go out in public. however, I can't swear that I wash my hands, now that you mention it.

come to think of it, though, jizz is probably more sanitary than urine. so maybe whacking without hand-washing isn't quite as socially irresponsible as pissing without hand-washing.

anyway, "washing my hands" usually amounts to running lukewarm water over them for like 3/4 of a second (unless I've taken a shit) so even if I do wash my hands after ejaculation, it's just a token gesture.

7/26/2013 11:27:16 PM

jizz is not, in fact, more sanitary than urine

7/26/2013 11:29:55 PM

Quote :

"jizz is probably more sanitary than urine"

lol

you are being ree ree :3

7/26/2013 11:45:33 PM

well, people swallow semen on a regular basis, so it can't be that germy

and I mean, isn't the whole reason you wash your hands after pissing that you don't want to spread germs and so on, from the piss that's splashed on them?

no, that can't be right, because I seem to recall hearing that urine actually has disinfectant properties. actually, it's probably that your dick is covered with germs...yeah, that's got to be it. it's the germs on your dick.

So I guess in that case, jerking off is slightly more unsanitary than pissing, b/c you're rubbing your hands up and down your dick for an extended period of time, rather than just briefly holding it.

well, I'm glad we got that figured out. TIL

7/27/2013 12:19:40 AM

Stick with math.

7/27/2013 12:32:13 AM

^
well of course I wouldn't presume to argue with you on this, OEP. I mean, hell, on one occasion you deliberately touched the asshole of another man's underwear and then sniffed your finger. you're a self-taught expert on piss, shit, cum, and things like that, and I defer to your superior knowledge.

Indeed, I imagine that when you're pissing at a urinal, you're in the habit of reaching over and touching the dick of the guy next to you, to estimate its germ count.

7/27/2013 1:04:34 AM

Why don't you go back to shitting and wiping yourself while standing up, as you said in some thread a while ago?

You obviously seem to be lacking the most basic knowledge in topics such as organic/inorganic material, bacteria (how and where they can grow), and hygiene.

As I said, stick with math. (and sympathizing with child rapists)

7/27/2013 1:53:50 AM

trappy kills all boner trends at all times. no exclusions.

fuck

7/27/2013 2:59:54 AM

7/27/2013 4:21:15 AM

TreeTwista10 has been noticeably quiet

2/4/2014 7:05:08 PM

pro-tip: do not cut or handle jalapenos prior. even if you wash your hands thoroughly before you start, it will still be a very unpleasant experience.

[Edited on February 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM. Reason : ]

2/4/2014 7:09:42 PM

i've been, um, busy

2/4/2014 7:12:38 PM