Sam Ash guitar counter: "You're going to need at least 50 tube watts if you're going to gig."

Every store ever: "Monster cables make a huge difference."

4/3/2013 5:28:28 PM

Walmart: "Hello"

4/3/2013 5:46:29 PM

How about shit you overhear idiot customers say at gas stations?

"I like newports cause they don't give you cancer."

4/3/2013 5:47:41 PM

What about specialty stores.

I had some jack ass at a hockey shop tell me a piece of shit $120 east on stick was superior to a $130 Sherwood he had never used, because it was easton.

4/3/2013 5:56:55 PM

Quote :

"Every store ever: "Monster cables make a huge difference.""

people who get paid based on commission try and sell you more expensive items? wtf

4/3/2013 5:58:33 PM

"This is fat free"

4/3/2013 6:06:51 PM

"I recommend the extended warranty"

4/3/2013 6:08:18 PM

"We gotta eat [all this disgusting shit] so we can get dat metabolism goin'."

As long as by "chain stores" you mean "my office break room".

4/3/2013 6:09:51 PM

fuckin rickies in gun shops

saw an M5 (korean war era M1 Garand bayonet. not at all rare.) bayonet in a display case. asked how much it was. ricky said it wasn't for sale. i asked why.

"these are hard to find," he says.

"they're $35 online all day long from CMP," i tell him.

"really? i don't do old stuff," he replies.



[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM. Reason : cashier at dick's asked if i wanted an protection plan for some fucking nylon gun bags ]

4/3/2013 6:11:30 PM

So a lot of people named Ricky work at gun stores?

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 6:37 PM. Reason : R]

4/3/2013 6:15:20 PM

Gamestop: "you gotta preorder bro, we'll run out on the first day"

4/3/2013 6:36:14 PM

ricky is a certain class of redneck

4/3/2013 6:53:26 PM

i like rickeys

lime rickeys, to be exact

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 6:56 PM. Reason : y]

4/3/2013 6:55:31 PM

I suppose normal upselling tactics shouldn't count against this.

4/3/2013 7:04:51 PM

I've got nothing against upselling, but when the customer says no, you're just being annoying when you keep pushing it like it is really needed.

4/3/2013 7:06:57 PM

Quote :

"Gamestop: "you gotta preorder bro, we'll run out on the first day""

I actually tried to get Halo 2 right around launch and the gamestop was sold outwtf

4/8/2013 8:12:34 PM

"Actually medium rare will be cold in the middle" or some such shit when someone fucks up cooking.

4/8/2013 8:19:37 PM