but only if you don't give a FUCK

4/4/2013 6:52:22 PM

i'll probably get a nice beer buzz, as per my normal after-dark routine

4/4/2013 6:54:53 PM

fucks given: 0
drinks drank: 2

4/4/2013 6:56:39 PM

begonias, drink with my drunk ass

4/4/2013 6:57:15 PM

I might open a bottle of wine

4/4/2013 6:57:23 PM

man I'm filling a neti pot with vodka and getting fucked up sinus style

4/4/2013 7:03:29 PM

that sounds like the worst idea ever.

4/4/2013 7:04:37 PM

I KNOW

4/4/2013 7:05:12 PM

Post

4/4/2013 7:05:23 PM

not gonna get ripped, but that rarely happens anymore. I did go to the beer store and buy 5 new six/four packs though so I might get a little tipsy, and not a fuck shall be given

4/4/2013 7:06:04 PM

probably. glad i cheaped out and bought the half gallon of burnettes for 12.95.

4/4/2013 7:19:43 PM

I'm waiting till the weekend

4/4/2013 7:20:13 PM

I started drinking at 5

4/4/2013 7:21:49 PM

checking in

4/4/2013 7:22:12 PM

I STARTED DRINKING YESTERDAY

4/4/2013 7:46:47 PM

lets get drunks and sext

4/4/2013 7:47:40 PM

as soon as im done working out, daddys going to be hitting the bottle again. lock your doors kids

4/4/2013 7:50:38 PM

Let's get drunk and talk about BASEBALL STATISTICS

4/4/2013 7:51:15 PM

or better yet, let's twist some trees

or bobble some bubbles :3

4/4/2013 7:52:22 PM

^^lolz okay

4/4/2013 7:58:50 PM

fucks given: 0
drinks drank: 2

I'm behind.

4/4/2013 8:01:34 PM

Quote :

"Let's get drunk and talk about BASEBALL STATISTICS"

i'm not a huge baseball fan but you think the marlins are gonna do anything this year? i've been dying to go check out a few games since i moved down here.

4/4/2013 8:02:13 PM

we need to see some behind

amirite!

4/4/2013 8:02:17 PM

fucks given: 0
drinks drank: 6

4/4/2013 8:03:03 PM

nudes received: 0
pipers piped: 11

4/4/2013 8:04:35 PM

drinking the beers

4/4/2013 8:05:08 PM

Tony they need all the fans they can get. Not many people have them picked to do much

4/4/2013 8:08:26 PM

Quote :

"i've been dying to go check out a few games since i moved down here."

you should be able to get good seats because the fan support is pretty bad cause the owner is a douche

4/4/2013 8:11:25 PM

fucks given: 0.5
drinks destroyed: several

4/4/2013 8:19:09 PM

Im gonna have more fun than any of you guys, sober.

4/4/2013 8:49:39 PM

^threadwinner.

4/4/2013 8:51:11 PM

^nothefuckhesnot

4/4/2013 8:54:54 PM

4/4/2013 8:56:58 PM

How do you count your drinks when you're mixing them yourself and they are basically all booze?

Counts as 1? Cool.

fucks given: 0
drinks drank: 3

4/4/2013 9:03:42 PM

i just put some ice in a glass, and pour vodka till i feel like stopping and imbibe.

4/4/2013 9:04:59 PM

I saw Pauldisdead last night and he was high (on life) as fuck

4/5/2013 7:58:12 AM

beer bonged 2 liters of mountain dew at a time until some guy had a seizure

4/5/2013 9:45:08 AM

<-----getting shitfaced tonight and passing out in a field.

4/5/2013 9:46:34 AM

i'll probably have two beers after my game.


i'm more excited about leftover pork chops

4/5/2013 9:50:36 AM

i didn't really get that drunk last night

jesus fucking christ we're all old

[Edited on April 5, 2013 at 10:05 AM. Reason : i like pork chops]

4/5/2013 10:05:06 AM

Not sure about tonight, but definitely tomorrow night.

I'll go ahead and call it

15 drinks destroyed
0 fucks given

4/5/2013 10:33:21 AM

My sisters wedding is tonight, I'll be shitfaced. Only had like 4 last night

4/5/2013 11:03:40 AM

Quote :

" I probably would be more tipsy if I had more beer. "

4/5/2013 12:20:29 PM

that blue moon orange- $5.49/12-pack at southpoint target

good enough for me

4/5/2013 12:56:27 PM

been in a horrible mood all day, but that's nothing a half a liter of gin can't cure




of course, the last time i had a drink in a bad mood my husband started getting all fucking preachy with me. I just about falcon punched him

4/5/2013 1:01:00 PM

Mother fuckin post

Downtown tonight

I hope I get photographed flashing tits

NO FUCKS GIVEN TONIGHT

4/5/2013 10:33:54 PM

uh oh

4/5/2013 10:34:29 PM

*heads downtown*

4/5/2013 10:55:32 PM

Quote :

"PM Sent"

4/5/2013 10:56:54 PM

Quote :

"been in a horrible mood all day, but that's nothing a half a liter of gin can't cure"

every time I've been in a horrible mood and drunk liquor, it just made it worse

4/5/2013 11:04:20 PM