Some of you hicks say "mass-a-TOO-setts" right?

4/8/2013 10:40:33 PM

mass-a-choo-sits

4/8/2013 10:42:29 PM

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"mass-a-TOO-setts"

my aunt says this and it drives me nuts

4/8/2013 10:43:26 PM

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"mass-a-choo-sits"

4/8/2013 10:44:38 PM

^^never heard that pronunciation

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 10:45 PM. Reason : doesnt even make any sense]

^i probably actually say "mass-a-choo-sis"

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2013 10:44:49 PM

>lives in the South
>criticizing people's pronunciations

4/8/2013 10:47:20 PM

Maffachufetts

Or taxachufetts.

I watched futurama today

4/8/2013 10:47:26 PM

I also say "yard" and "park"

I don't say "yahd" and "pahk"

must be my dumb hick pronunciation

4/8/2013 10:48:30 PM

carpetbaggers

4/8/2013 10:51:21 PM

I say mass-a-chew-setts. You know, I pronounce it how it's fucking spelled...

4/8/2013 10:52:30 PM

I totally pronounce stuff better than other people

I am totally better than everyone

------TWW users

4/8/2013 10:53:12 PM

how many of you cocksuckers actually say "feb-ru-ary" and not just "feb-u-ary"

4/8/2013 10:54:26 PM

mass-a-choo choo choo-sits

4/8/2013 10:54:42 PM

I say feb ru any, you faggots

4/8/2013 10:55:34 PM

Just wondering. I've actually said the TOO version my entire life but now I'm trying to change the way I say it to the correct way.

4/8/2013 10:57:28 PM

I think I've got even the hicks beat.

Mass-a-toot-sits

I'm a hick with an English degree, but I just cannot say Massachusetts.

4/8/2013 10:58:44 PM

haha bb <3

4/8/2013 10:59:10 PM

my phonetic pronunciation:
god's blind spot

4/8/2013 11:00:20 PM

BB, I've got that thick Eastern North Carolina accent that I couldn't get rid of even living in Raleigh for 10 years. And yes, there is a difference.

4/8/2013 11:01:57 PM

yeah, my accent slightly improved while I was up there and now it's worse than ever

4/8/2013 11:04:59 PM

how does anyone add a "too" sound to Massachusetts? can you people even read?

4/8/2013 11:13:53 PM

quit being an pseudo-elitist douchefuck

4/8/2013 11:14:24 PM

quit being a retard that can't sound out letters, retard

lol at being elitist for not saying "massatootsetts"

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2013 11:16:19 PM

I am able to say it

just because everyone isn't a gay cocksucker like you doesn't mean you can give them shit for not being able to pronounce some things incorrectly

4/8/2013 11:17:12 PM

actually i can give people shit for being so stupid they say "massaTOOTsetts"

its like they didnt even get their grade 10

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 11:19 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2013 11:19:06 PM

>is an internet faggot
>thinks he is qualified to criticize others

4/8/2013 11:20:34 PM

I can't say jaguar. Which is why I'll never drive one.
Jag-wire

4/8/2013 11:21:27 PM

how does "mass-a-TOO-setts" even have anything to do with being a hick?

i'd say it has to to with being someone who doesn't know basic phonetics

4/8/2013 11:22:25 PM

There's probably a linguistic reason that so many people swap the "ch" for a "t."

4/8/2013 11:37:42 PM

Master two shits

4/8/2013 11:55:44 PM

mass of two shits

4/9/2013 12:03:47 AM

Mass-uh-chu-sits
Like chu as in pikachu, not as in chew, and Mass-uh as in NASA.

4/9/2013 12:06:45 AM

people can't always easily change how they say things

quit being pricks

4/9/2013 12:09:56 AM

i used to severely mispronounce some words

then i had my 5th birthday

4/9/2013 12:18:37 AM

then you became an internet retard

it's good to see you've progressed

4/9/2013 12:32:48 AM

better than you being like "oh, they're just severely butchering the pronunciation of the word, don't give them shit for it, leave them alone, just let them sound like idiots when they're 30 years old and pronounce the word like a 4 year old"

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"not being able to pronounce some things incorrectly"

4/9/2013 12:36:58 AM

well then

you've won this argument I see

4/9/2013 12:39:54 AM

its not an argument

i don't give people shit if they pronounce 'idea' as 'idear' or anything else widely accepted as a minor difference in native vernacular

but Massatoosetts makes you sound like an idiot if you say it, I'm trying to point that out to the people who say it so they don't continue to make fools of themselves

meanwhile, you come in and white knight people who suck at the English language, for some completely moronic reason

4/9/2013 12:46:21 AM

you are the fucking idiot here

how about that

4/9/2013 12:47:39 AM

yeah, i'm the idiot for knowing how to pronounce one of the states in our country

4/9/2013 12:49:45 AM

This thread reminds me of the thread from many years ago when ambrosia1231 and I were arguing over the pronunciation of plantain.

http://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/audio/luna/P05/P0518200.mp3

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 12:52 AM. Reason : ]

4/9/2013 12:49:59 AM

ha

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"DOUCHE FUCKING NOZZLE"

4/9/2013 12:50:07 AM

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"my aunt dad says this and it drives me nuts"

4/9/2013 12:50:16 AM

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"my aunt Texas Rattlesnake says this and it drives me nuts to the bottom line"

4/9/2013 12:52:00 AM

^^^^unlike this thread, i imagine both your pronunciations were pretty close to the actual spelling of the word

4/9/2013 12:53:11 AM

I am totally better than people

being a trolltard and correcting people's pronunciation online isn't just something I love to do... it's a way of life

---TreeTwista10, 2013

4/9/2013 12:54:28 AM

I have over two hundred thousand posts on the wolf web over various usernames.

That makes me better than you.

-- BubbleBobble, 2013

4/9/2013 12:56:11 AM

i guess i'm just as bad as bubblebobble since i'm spending so much time trying to correct people's pronunciation of a simple word, which is a state in the USA

but i really don't see why he's spending so much time trying to tell people its ok to completely butcher a common proper noun when you're at least 20 years old

people can't always easily change how they say things

4/9/2013 1:02:21 AM

4/9/2013 1:05:15 AM

all of your posts belong in EUPHALO

4/9/2013 1:08:13 AM