...and I am guessing you are all wondering why.

4/9/2013 2:57:16 PM

she means everything to meeeeee

4/9/2013 2:57:33 PM

didnt even realize you were gone

4/9/2013 2:57:38 PM

Did not notice until right now

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/9/2013 2:58:56 PM

I am not even sure if I am even willing to explain right this moment, but eventually I will use this thread as the place to explain.

4/9/2013 2:59:34 PM

you think we care

thats cute

4/9/2013 3:00:10 PM

I'll wait for an update. Thanks for keeping me posted. This is really interesting to me

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/9/2013 3:01:39 PM

I realize it may seem that way. A little attention whorish.

But, TWW, I will need this to be therapeutic. Eventually. I may deserve everything that comes my way, but I need to see it all in writing.

4/9/2013 3:02:09 PM

The fact that I am the only one posting ITT means that literally no one cares

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/9/2013 3:04:04 PM

You found out your imaginary girlfriend wasnt real finally?

To help ease your mind post some pics of hot chicks in one of the threads for that!

4/9/2013 3:04:15 PM

post more hot girls, k

4/9/2013 3:04:24 PM

Quote :

"This thread reminds me of Pikey's long-winded girlfriend-cruise-hoax threads. I think it's because of your frequency and willingness to post updates on your "progress". I applaud your effort."

4/9/2013 3:10:52 PM

he got to the end of the movie and realized she was just a dream.

4/9/2013 3:12:11 PM

I am not yet sure what to make of this thread, but will be monitoring it semi-attentively in the future in the event that it turns into a thing

4/9/2013 3:14:56 PM

agreed

4/9/2013 4:42:01 PM

Who's pikey

4/9/2013 4:44:11 PM

Quote :

"Who's pikey"

4/9/2013 4:49:51 PM

Then who was phone?

4/9/2013 4:54:38 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and I hope you guys don't mind if I speak for everyone, please let me know if you don't agree, but...

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

4/9/2013 4:55:20 PM

I think people are hoping for one of those threads that gets updated every couple minutes and goes on the entire day to help get thru work.

4/9/2013 4:57:12 PM

the cruise was a hoax?

4/9/2013 5:09:57 PM

Pikey's entire persona on the interweb machine is a hoax. But the motherfucker is entertaining.


Like a jersey shore version of Amsterdam718. Except Amsterdam718 was REAL


[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 6:04 PM. Reason : MOTHERFUCKIN SOOTHSAYER UP IN THIS BITCH]

4/9/2013 5:59:31 PM

Wait the cruise thing was a hoax?

4/9/2013 6:03:11 PM

^^did that fuckstick ever go to jail? or did he just end up offing himself in an auto-erotic asphyxiation episode?

4/9/2013 6:11:34 PM

Quote :

"you think we care thats cute"

4/9/2013 6:13:01 PM

yeah I guess this place was a little less creepy recently

4/9/2013 6:13:46 PM

I'll subscribe to this thread.

4/9/2013 7:53:02 PM

...

the dot dot dot just makes me not care at all

4/9/2013 8:36:22 PM

excuse me sir, but those appear to be squares

4/9/2013 8:38:41 PM

i've missed you soooooooooooooooooo much

4/9/2013 8:46:19 PM

4/9/2013 9:46:15 PM

TOO LONG; DID NOT READ. FUCK THIS SHIT

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 9:49 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2013 9:48:34 PM

^^ Damn.

4/9/2013 9:49:09 PM

omg

4/9/2013 9:49:53 PM

4/9/2013 9:52:05 PM

i break up over email as well

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 9:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2013 9:52:40 PM

^^^^^ HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE.

I CAN SEE THE PIXELS...

[FAKE]

4/9/2013 9:52:59 PM

Quote :

"IT IS BOX"

4/9/2013 9:53:47 PM

I'm signing off for the night.

I'll check back soon hopefully.

4/9/2013 9:53:55 PM

How long we're you two together, Pikey?

4/9/2013 9:54:26 PM

Labor Day weekend 2011

Engaged later that winter.

Wedding was planned for this Sept.

4/9/2013 9:57:07 PM

If this is real...damn. That sucks, dude.

4/9/2013 9:57:32 PM

stop feeding the Pikeytroll, people

4/9/2013 9:58:29 PM

Sorry broham

4/9/2013 9:58:41 PM

Tht sucks. Time for a drunken gangbang.

4/9/2013 10:12:10 PM

WE BOTH KNOW

I'M NOT WHAT YOU

YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

4/9/2013 10:23:47 PM

Quote :

"This thread reminds me of Pikey's long-winded girlfriend-cruise-hoax threads. I think it's because of your frequency and willingness to post updates on your "progress". I applaud your effort."

4/9/2013 10:30:48 PM

4/9/2013 10:37:10 PM

lol @ the n00bs that must have not been around for the cruise thread and the ones that followed. Totally not real.

4/9/2013 10:43:24 PM

this is why im actually aiming to die alone

4/10/2013 12:10:08 AM