"Directions developed using 1100 Watt microwave oven. Cooking time may need to be adjusted"

do you adjust your cooking time? how much?

4/11/2013 11:53:58 AM

multiply the cooking time by a factor of 1.1

4/11/2013 11:54:44 AM

lol no i just cook that shit and if it explodes. oops.

4/11/2013 11:55:32 AM

^

4/11/2013 11:55:48 AM

http://threesecondsmores.ytmnd.com/

4/11/2013 11:56:10 AM

On my 6-minute meal I usually do 5:45 in a 1700 watt microwave

4/11/2013 11:57:21 AM

Time_2= (Wattage_1*Time_1)/Wattage_2

4/11/2013 11:59:55 AM

Just use a stove or oven

4/11/2013 12:10:10 PM

how long till someone comes in here and harps on the dangers of microwave ovens?

4/11/2013 12:19:37 PM

microwaves killed my father, and raped my mother

4/11/2013 12:33:03 PM

A pyrex dish broke into a kabajillion pieces in mine a couple months ago, so i threw that thing out and haven't replaced it yet. It's kinda lame having to bake shit for an hour to heat up leftovers, though they do taste better that way.

4/11/2013 1:51:18 PM

Grandma's Boy Oven Scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPIMOzK9G8

4/11/2013 1:54:20 PM

Cook for time at lowest end of range, stick finger in it to check for doneness, add an appropriate increment of time towards high end of range, stick finger in it.... Repeat until done.

4/11/2013 2:40:50 PM

i still have some pyrex made of borosilicate instead of the shit soda glass it's made of now

4/11/2013 3:16:47 PM

yeah, i need to hit up some yard sales and find some of that old stuff. you could use some of it on the stove, why did they ever stop making it?

4/11/2013 3:17:50 PM

I haven't had a microwave in like 10 months. Haven't cooked a single meal in 10 months

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[Edited on April 11, 2013 at 3:18 PM. Reason : because thats what women are for]

4/11/2013 3:17:59 PM

Pro tip: Don't take cooking advice from DDK.

4/12/2013 8:27:53 AM

I thought Pyrex was just a brand name for borosilicate glass, are you saying there's some shady business going on these days?

4/12/2013 12:03:51 PM

My balls may need to be adjus-

ahhh much better

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4/12/2013 12:04:09 PM