Start a new war with North Korea.

Step 1: Scare everyone into thinking North Korea has a nuclear missile.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/11/world/asia/koreas-tensions/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

And it starts.

4/11/2013 10:01:27 PM

Step 1: Make North Korea declare nuclear war on the United States

oh wait

4/11/2013 10:11:33 PM

Quote :

"I'm Batmane."

4/11/2013 10:37:52 PM

^

4/11/2013 10:40:34 PM

I ain't skeerd. Kim Jong Un is even funnier-looking than Kim Jong Il. Bring it on, North Korea. USA, USA, USA!!!!

4/11/2013 11:00:51 PM

4/11/2013 11:02:36 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/u-never-accept-nuclear-armed-north-korea-kerry-110014598.html

And it starts

4/12/2013 9:34:41 AM

fight inflation


I've been watching too much West Wing

4/12/2013 10:19:40 AM

we in the US have nothing to fear...if NK, as a whole, wasn't batshit crazy, they should be terrified at the notion of a war with the US

4/12/2013 10:23:49 AM

I thought North Korea did have nukes

and that they worked like shit

4/12/2013 10:29:24 AM

..convince everyone that Obama is a good president

it has already begun

4/12/2013 10:30:03 AM