white person: I'll have a #3 with a diet coke
fast food employee: will that be all?
wp: yes
ffe: $6.47, see you at the window

...

4/17/2013 9:00:58 AM

Interesting... tell me less.

4/17/2013 9:02:12 AM

I was hoping we could talk about how various nonwhites order

4/17/2013 9:03:19 AM

Ah, let me show you:

white person: I'll have a #3 with a diet coke
fast food employee: will that be all?
wp: yes
ffe: $6.47, see you at the window

...

4/17/2013 9:03:53 AM

black person pulls up in a blinged out Lexus, sittin' on 24s

black person: I'll have a $1 McDouble
fast food employee: will that be all?
bp: nah, let me get a $1 McChicken too
ffe: will that be all?
bp: nah, let me get a water
ffe: will that be all?
bp: yeah, das it
ffe: $2.14, see you at the window

bp: pulls to the window and counts out $2.14 in various loose change.

4/17/2013 9:11:49 AM

don't forget no mayo on everything

4/17/2013 9:17:07 AM

Accidental racist

4/17/2013 9:17:54 AM

^^^ heck, that's me...and i'm not black

just cheap

4/17/2013 9:18:34 AM

lol, me too. but i figured I'd perpetuate the stereotype.

4/17/2013 9:23:05 AM

Mcdonalds on western has $2 chicken wraps..till thrusday. FYI

4/17/2013 9:24:19 AM

$1 McChickens are da bomb

4/17/2013 9:25:35 AM

hispanic person: Voy a tener un # 3 con una Coca-Cola Light
fast food employee: ¿Eso es todo?
hp: sí
ffe: $ 6.47, nos vemos en la ventana

...

4/17/2013 9:26:54 AM

I knew you guys could do it

good work so far

4/17/2013 9:32:32 AM

Mayonnaise is the best condiment

4/17/2013 10:05:00 AM

car full of white people: I want a McDouble, a McChicken, a large fry, a #2 with no onions (murmuring in the background), a #7, a McDouble, so that's like two now (murmuring), SHUT UP I'M ORDERING, a large fry, could you super size that #7? A 10 piece nugget, wait, we don't want the #2 anymore we want a #8 instead... oh and no onions, a McDouble, a McDouble, a McDouble, and a water.

fast food employee: So that's 5 McDoubles, a McChicken, 2 large fries, a 10 piece nugget, a #8 with no onions, a super size #7, and a water.

car full of white people: (murmuring) No I think that's 6 McDoubles, two McChickens, a Filet-O-Fish for the misses, 2 large fries, a 10 piece nugget, a #8 with no onions and a super size #7.... and 3 waters. We want three waters. NO WAIT!!1!!!!11!!!11

fast food employee: See you inside.

car full of white people: Yeah, see you inside.

4/17/2013 10:06:14 AM

Quote :

"heck, that's me...and i'm not black just cheap"

but i'm sure you order everything in one turn instead of item by item wasting everyone's time

4/17/2013 10:15:07 AM

^^ oh yeah, and can we get that as 5 separate orders?

[Edited on April 17, 2013 at 10:26 AM. Reason : a]

4/17/2013 10:26:13 AM

i refuse to do the multiple order thing at a drive through. we'll take our sorry asses inside.

4/17/2013 10:27:03 AM

and then?

4/17/2013 10:27:05 AM

stand in line and order separately like normal fucking people

4/17/2013 10:42:00 AM

^easy big fella. i think he was referring to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7luMp6lb9M

[Edited on April 17, 2013 at 10:45 AM. Reason : especially considering he posted 2 secs after me]

4/17/2013 10:44:41 AM

what about mexican people at dmv with the wrong paperwork?
omg. what about black women at walmart who block the aisle and pretend not to see you?
and what about old white women who pay for groceries with paper checks?
ooh, ooooh...what about fat people on the plane?
and asian drivers, dont forget about them.
and canadians driving their RVs down I95 to Florida...fuck you, eh!
and Cherokee who refuse to leave when you ask them nicely.
and french ppl who dont bathe, and eskimos with bad breath, and germans who just drive in uninvited, andpeople who listen to tegan and sara, and unc students, and hippies omg hippies FUUUUU

4/17/2013 10:46:48 AM

What about any motherfucker holding up the whole line at the convenience store because they can't make up their mind on which scratch off they want?

Or better yet, the motherfucker buying powerball tickets for the entire office, and none of them are quick picks. I literally had to wait 10 minutes at the convenience store the other day to pay for my diet coke because the clerk was busy running powerball tickets.

[Edited on April 17, 2013 at 10:51 AM. Reason : a]

4/17/2013 10:50:08 AM

Quote :

"^easy big fella. i think he was referring to this:"

have never bothered seeing that one

4/17/2013 11:02:00 AM

white trash: I'll have the #4 Triple Bacon McBurger, Super Biggie Sized Fries, XL Coke, and a McApple Pie
fast food employee:: will that be all?
wt: oh let me getz a large chocalate milkshake
ffe: $8.67, see you at the window
wt: do yall take EBT?

4/17/2013 3:28:39 PM

Tenacious D did this a dozen years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SxP-rI2Q8I

4/17/2013 3:40:06 PM

no, they didn't do this

4/17/2013 5:03:04 PM

lol, white people never get onions
So racist

4/17/2013 11:20:38 PM

i want to get the #1

the sandwich or the combo?

...

4/18/2013 10:33:41 AM

Quote :

"i refuse to do the multiple order thing at a drive through. we'll take our sorry asses inside. "

We have it down to a science at Cook Out. It's not really a big deal if you're not an idiot.

[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 11:33 AM. Reason : Though honestly haven't even been to a CO in quite awhile]

4/18/2013 11:33:26 AM

How about Asians?
FFE: Sir, what do you want to order?
Ap: I want a refill, thanks.

4/18/2013 11:44:27 AM

Asians don't go to drive thrus

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4/18/2013 11:45:59 AM

I do! But not often.

4/18/2013 11:46:39 AM

^Yes, we know. We saw you on WRAL as you drove right through that Burger King.

4/18/2013 11:47:57 AM

some joke about asians and women ordering a tow truck since they ran over the median and into the sign.

4/18/2013 11:49:13 AM

I never drive through BK. Only Mcd, DD.

4/18/2013 11:49:58 AM

Mexicans at drive thru:

m: dame una numero uno y una coca para tomar
ffe: what's that now?
m: que?
ffe: eh?

4/18/2013 11:52:41 AM

Me at the drive through

FFE: Wat u want?
KP: Could I have a number two with no mayonnaise and a sweet tea?
(45 seconds go by)
FFE: U sed a numba two with no manayz?
KP: Yes
FFE: Is dat it?
KP: That'll be it.
FFE: Iz errthing correct on da screen?
KP: Yes, thank you.
(1 minute)
FFE: Thats $5.72. Secun window
(I pay & get my food)


SHIT HAS FUCKING MAYONNAISE ON IT

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4/18/2013 11:56:43 AM

KFC in apex off 55

FFE: Can I take your order brother?
KP: Yes can I get a #1 original with po-ta-to wedges and a sweet tea
FFE: You said baked potatoes brother?
KP: No potato wedges
FFE: Oh ok I gotchu brother... cool... potato... wedges.. thats $5.72, pull around brother.
(I pull around and its a fucking white dude)
FFE: Whats goin on brother thats $5.72
(I pay)
FFE: Cool is that a bass brother?
KP: Yeah I play in a couple bands
FFE: Man thats cool no one plays live music anymore brother. I used to have a drumset but I never really practiced on it.
KP: Haha yeah its hard to keep up practice (hurry up motherfucker)
FFE: Right on right on brother. Alright heres your food take it easy brother


ITS FUCKING MASHED POTATOS

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[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 12:05 PM. Reason : Literally had the exact same conversation the 2 times I've ever been there.]

4/18/2013 12:04:19 PM

Hulk Hogan works at the KFC off 55?

4/18/2013 12:07:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvjRb2L0bY

mrs swan has got this shit

4/18/2013 12:15:51 PM

Djeternal speaks the truth in his first post

4/18/2013 7:57:35 PM