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shoot
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Fucking US government tries to hire some cheap slaves from the third-world countries like China and India to work on PhD. Those poor guys spent 14 hrs per day in the lab getting paid very poor salaries.

Not for me, bullshit. I've quit the program for permanent head damage!

4/30/2013 4:19:03 PM

ActionPants
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congrats

4/30/2013 4:19:21 PM

wdprice3
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Interesting, tell us less.

4/30/2013 4:20:54 PM

BlackJesus
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go home

4/30/2013 4:22:34 PM

y0willy0
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Just for clarification, he also quit his 3rd master's.

...and when head damage is so severe you can't even get a master's, you get someone like shoot.

4/30/2013 4:23:12 PM

shoot
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I don't want to get a THIRD master. And it's a master from a school like UNCC.

4/30/2013 4:25:19 PM

bbehe
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Why not get a real job?

4/30/2013 4:26:21 PM

Smath74
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well, in times like these you can always take comfort in a little bit of lovin from your wife.

4/30/2013 4:26:33 PM

PaulISdead
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PhD went up and collide with mouth

4/30/2013 4:26:44 PM

dyne
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what's up with these people who are still in school till their 30's?

4/30/2013 4:48:09 PM

DeltaBeta
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It's better than workin'?

4/30/2013 4:49:18 PM

merbig
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Yet those Chinese slaves have a job, you fucking loser.

4/30/2013 6:39:24 PM

dropdeadkate
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iop1

4/30/2013 6:42:27 PM

Ragged
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THIRD

WORLD

CHINA

4/30/2013 7:05:41 PM

shoot
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Yes, China is the captain of third world countries.

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 7:19 PM. Reason : ;]

4/30/2013 7:18:41 PM

puck_it
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We hire third world slaves to build our iPhones and nikes, not learn shit in our schools

4/30/2013 7:50:21 PM

mattinthehat
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Quitters never win.

4/30/2013 8:31:20 PM

shoot
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^^ Third world communists will kick ur ass.
^ I left it there, never complete it. But, I passed the qualifier.

4/30/2013 8:54:09 PM

GrayFox33
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Quote :
"Sex is the best.
It's a good physical exercise. The foreplay is like a hot massage. And you can have a good sleep after that."

4/30/2013 8:55:18 PM

RattlerRyan
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what a blight on our great institution, it's people like shoot that bring down the value of our educations that we worked so hard for

4/30/2013 8:56:29 PM

BridgetSPK
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^^^^^Don't they do a bunch of boring research for other people while they're supposedly "learning shit"?

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 8:59 PM. Reason : And LOL @ Smath]

4/30/2013 8:58:25 PM

quagmire02
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can a mod finally suspend this shitastic alias?

4/30/2013 9:13:03 PM

TreeTwista10
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good luck shoot

4/30/2013 9:14:28 PM

shoot
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^^^^ Tell me how many US ppl go for PhD? Do you know THU and PKU which are the two best universities in China generate most PhDs of US?

4/30/2013 9:25:53 PM

mattinthehat
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Quote :
"^ I left it there, never complete it. But, I passed the qualifier."


So, you quit. I will repeat: Quitters never win.

4/30/2013 9:39:39 PM

shoot
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READ IT. I LEFT IT THERE,

FUCKING ASSHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl


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4/30/2013 9:42:30 PM

jaZon
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^^^ And plagiarism is epidemic. QQ

4/30/2013 9:47:33 PM

BIGcementpon
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iop1

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 9:53 PM. Reason :

4/30/2013 9:49:40 PM

mattinthehat
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You're a fantastic troll.

Are you saying you didn't complete your Ph.D? Don't know what "LEFT IT THERE" means.

No wonder you can't get a Ph.D. - you're a complete imbecile. Unless it's a Ph.D. in Broken English studies, you're under-qualified.

4/30/2013 10:00:42 PM

jaZon
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^ That made me laugh like the grand nagus when Bashir made a joke at Quark's expense in the infirmary when Quark had the nagus checked out for being too benevolent.

YOU NERDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

4/30/2013 10:05:31 PM

shoot
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R u woodhead? Don't u understand what I LEFT IT THERE means? You fucking idiot.

4/30/2013 10:06:54 PM

mattinthehat
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Yes, it means that you did not complete your Ph.D. program. It also means that your J-1 visa is expired, so it's time to pack your shit and go home.

So, does anyone call you Dr. shoot? I'm sure they don't.

Moron. Ph.D. quitting moron.

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2013 10:11:03 PM

shoot
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No wonder that your real age is only 6.

4/30/2013 10:13:18 PM

mattinthehat
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Awww, someone's been looking at my user info. That's so cute.

No need to get mad at me just because you can't hack a Ph.D. program.

4/30/2013 10:15:13 PM

shoot
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Why do I want to get mad with a 6 yrs' old kid?

4/30/2013 10:17:07 PM

Supplanter
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http://www.rackham.umich.edu/blog/entry/were_flattered_but_please_make_the_articles_stop/

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"April 30, 2013

Every few weeks or so, someone writes another article about how humanities Ph.D. programs are a bad choice and how grad students are either victims who have been bamboozled into a dead-end career in a dying field or are the children of privilege or—my personal favorite—a drain on society. And while it is certainly hard to choose a favorite among such a long list of choices, the most recent incarnation of this popular pastime is charmingly entitled “Thesis Hatement: Getting a literature Ph.D. will turn you into an emotional trainwreck, not a professor.” In it, Rebecca Schuman hopes to disabuse her readers of a misconception that she apparently assumes they all hold:

“Who wouldn’t want a job where you only have to work five hours a week, you get summers off, your whole job is reading and talking about books, and you can never be fired? Such is the enviable life of the tenured college literature professor, and all you have to do to get it is earn a Ph.D. So perhaps you, literature lover, are considering pursuing this path.”

This particular article spawned a wave of online and in-person discussions among the graduate students I know, and I think it’s worth talking about them a bit. See, I happen to think that Ph.D. students deserve a bit more defense and a lot more credit than the internet seems willing to provide.

To start with, some of us may well have applied to graduate programs without thinking about all the financial and employment implications. But most of us didn’t. Many graduate students took time off between undergrad and grad school and are by no means oblivious to how the “real world” works. I worked in finance for two years before returning to academia. Others have taught at a variety of levels. By and large, we came into this graduate school thing with our eyes open."

4/30/2013 10:18:15 PM

mattinthehat
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^That's shoot for you: lured in with lies about an easy life and big money. And then the unthinkable happened: someone expected him to work from the ground up and he can't take it anymore.

It's a hard life.

4/30/2013 10:24:27 PM

eleusis
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^^ "don't tell me how the real world works; I held an entry level job in my field for TWO WHOLE YEARS!"

4/30/2013 10:25:33 PM

Førte
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shoot's wife won't give him any because I jizz in all her holes before he gets home from school that he dropped out of

4/30/2013 10:29:50 PM

Sayer
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Iop1

shoot is a nice guy fwiw

4/30/2013 10:30:07 PM

shoot
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You are a bunch of bullshit. How could u jizz?

4/30/2013 10:31:27 PM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"shoot is a nice guy fwiw"

4/30/2013 10:44:36 PM

Førte
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how do I shot web?

4/30/2013 10:44:59 PM

jimmypop
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aren't you the same guy who's wife is mad at you for not working and now has to work at one of those asian massage places to support you?

4/30/2013 11:37:32 PM

shoot
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What r u talking about, Jimmypoop?

4/30/2013 11:40:25 PM

NCSUStinger
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obvious you learnt nothing

5/1/2013 12:39:08 AM

jimmypop
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eh I thought you were the guy that made the thread bitching about your wife and mother-in-law not happy with you because you had X amount of degrees and no job. Then there was the thread about your wife working and making more money than you because she as working in a massage parlor place.

If not my bad

5/1/2013 6:40:58 AM

BanjoMan
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Getting a PhD is difficult for everybody. There is not a racial barrier. Sure a bunch of Asian students come and work hard with little compensation, but you can say the same for the American students. There is no clear but double standard that I have noticed between races. Most grad students are free labor for about 4 or 5 years to their research advisor. That is a part of the system. You think that you go to grad school to become a super scientist, but in reality you just end up doing work that your prof wants to fulfill his/her dreams.

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 6:49 AM. Reason : s]

5/1/2013 6:48:32 AM

smoothcrim
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iop1?

5/1/2013 7:23:17 AM

lewisje
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^^Also unfortunately, most of them won't get their own peons to perform their own research, because grad students are being produced much more quickly than academic positions.

5/1/2013 8:25:58 AM

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