Running for president.

5/7/2013 4:23:20 PM

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5/7/2013 4:29:50 PM

He should bulk up and start a pro wrestling career instead.

tag team matches versus the teacher's union would be some great TV.

5/7/2013 4:34:23 PM

What a fucking pussy. He should have stayed fat and grown a beard. I would have voted for him.

5/7/2013 5:24:14 PM

I would consider Christie a "moderate"

5/7/2013 6:05:15 PM

he should just switch parties. he's reasonable enough to make a decent dem

5/7/2013 7:02:43 PM

^

5/7/2013 7:25:43 PM

If he'd stop vetoing marriage equality bills. Between Delaware, which just passed their law today, DC, Maryland, New York, and all of New England, his state is starting to look like an island of discrimination with their ban that he won't let them lift.

5/7/2013 7:59:14 PM

marriage equality? You mean the right to call something marriage that's not actually marriage? And bans? Wow, I didn't realize he was busting in to churches and stopping marriages. Damn. :p


but seriously, remember kids: it's not ok to make fun of someone with a medical condition... unless he's a Republican

5/7/2013 8:02:15 PM

He's fat.

5/7/2013 8:04:53 PM

I expect with the legislature though, he'll get another chance not to burro it up on that issue this year. We'll have to wait and see what he does.

5/7/2013 8:05:43 PM

^^ and your point?

5/7/2013 8:11:39 PM

They say fat people can not get elected president in TV era.

5/7/2013 8:31:26 PM

Seriously though, who was the last fat president? Taft?

5/7/2013 9:50:14 PM

^^^ no point. He's a fattie. Probably stuffs his fat face constantly and has no self control. No worse than Obamas disgusting smoking habit, but at least Obama doesn't look like a slob.

5/7/2013 9:52:33 PM

aaronburro's schtick is just sad at this point

5/7/2013 10:13:18 PM

Quote :

" but seriously, remember kids: it's not ok to make fun of someone with a medical condition... unless he's a Republican morbidly obese"

5/7/2013 10:49:52 PM

Being overweight is a brilliant political move.



QED

5/8/2013 9:55:38 AM

Aaah, but that's where you're mistaken. Fat people are full of self-loathing (and frito pies) and won't vote for a fatty.

5/9/2013 6:48:05 AM

I had never heard of a Frito Pie, but they look delicious.

5/9/2013 8:44:34 AM

Hard Times Cafe used to have it. I kinda miss that place.

5/9/2013 10:40:21 AM

I think Sonic Drive-In has a Frito burrito

5/9/2013 2:02:39 PM