"That's my shit" by the only black dude in the bar as a Bon Jovi song came on while he was standing in front of the juke box

5/8/2013 12:26:35 AM

5/8/2013 12:44:04 AM

i agree with moron

most black dudes love bon jovi

5/8/2013 12:48:14 AM

If it wasn't for my horse...

5/8/2013 12:54:02 AM

my ex likes phil collins

5/8/2013 12:54:52 AM

when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge"

it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge"

I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine

later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized"

I guess if I'd married her, she'd have been calling it "fucking small" by our 3-year anniversary or so

5/8/2013 1:01:25 AM

i like phil collins

i guess me and acraw should bone

5/8/2013 1:02:10 AM

I'd venture to say more people like Phil Collins than don't. I definitely do. It's just not a popular thing to admit to.

5/8/2013 2:42:14 AM

i guess me and acraw should bone

5/8/2013 9:26:35 AM

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"when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge" it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge" I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized""

I think this is in the "how to keep a guy" handbook. It's similar to how we will tell them they aren't getting a little fat when they ask, even though in the back of our minds we'd like to see them drop a few lbs. I dated a girl once that told me mine was the biggest she'd ever had, and she dated all black dudes before me. You do the math on that one, there's no way that was true.

5/8/2013 9:36:24 AM

acraw... ur ex is a nig?

5/8/2013 9:38:18 AM

Don't be horrible.

5/8/2013 9:40:19 AM

A lot of black dudes like Phil Collins for some reason. I worked with a guy that used to blast "In the Air Tonight" every time I got in the car with him. He would listen to it over and over.

5/8/2013 9:43:14 AM

This just in...black people like music made by white people just as white people like music made by black people. More at 11.

5/8/2013 9:47:47 AM

I'm black and I hate Phil Anselmo

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/8/2013 9:48:01 AM

5/8/2013 9:53:06 AM

OP is racist.

5/8/2013 9:55:02 AM

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"acraw... ur ex is a nig?"

Nah, he hates nigs.

But yes, he is "high yellow". Wasn't completely white-washed either. Threw in some ebonics I didn't know, every now and then.

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 1:54 PM. Reason : ']

5/8/2013 1:54:05 PM

My friend loves Celine Deon. He is from Africa so that isn't the same as African American.

5/8/2013 1:57:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNM0ENUCO5I&feature=player_embedded



someone should embed: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNM0ENUCO5I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

5/10/2013 1:35:02 PM

5/10/2013 1:37:33 PM

5/10/2013 1:39:55 PM

Antoine Dodson really stepped his game up.

5/10/2013 1:42:12 PM

"you're trespassing and I'm supposed to detain you until the police get here to rake you over the coals"

-neighborhood security officer to my friend and I as we took a bike ride on public roads through a neighborhood last night

5/10/2013 1:44:05 PM

HAAAHAHA! that video is awesome

5/10/2013 1:46:11 PM

^^Did you tell him to go fuck himself as you left?

5/10/2013 4:26:52 PM

id love for a security guard to try to detain me

i wouldnt even let an off duty police officer doing security work detain me

[Edited on May 10, 2013 at 4:28 PM. Reason : s]

5/10/2013 4:28:28 PM

got to be more to the story. please indulge us

5/10/2013 4:28:47 PM

Wait that video is awesome

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/10/2013 4:32:26 PM

Quote :

"when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge" it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge" I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized" I guess if I'd married her, she'd have been calling it "fucking small" by our 3-year anniversary or so"

this made me lol

5/10/2013 5:10:50 PM

Lol of diminishing returns.

5/10/2013 6:53:02 PM

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"got to be more to the story. please indulge us"

message_topic.aspx?topic=473480&page=39#15813474

5/10/2013 7:07:53 PM

I don't have trash pick-up at my house so once a week I take my trash to the closest apartment complex and throw it in one of their dumpsters. Maintenance man approached me last week with a similar "You can't do that, and you need to stay here until the police come" situation. I laughed, got back in my truck, and left.

I used a different apartment complex today, though.

But it got me thinking, would a police officer actually arrest me for using a dumpster? What would that charge even be? Would he rather me just dump it at the end of a dirt road like some of my redneck neighbors do?

[Edited on May 10, 2013 at 7:58 PM. Reason : a]

5/10/2013 7:57:14 PM

trespassing, if the apt complex decided to force the issue

he'd probably prefer you use a trash service you pay for via your county taxes like a responsible adult would

5/10/2013 9:24:58 PM

imagine if your apt complex started going up on rent because they had to double trash pickups because a bunch of freeloaders were throwing trash in your dumpster. that'd piss me off.

5/10/2013 9:27:19 PM

lulz, relevant to OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Vw7bnoqG0

5/11/2013 9:04:53 PM

5/11/2013 11:05:21 PM

Welcome to Walmart!

5/12/2013 2:09:19 PM

Quote :

"lulz, relevant to OP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Vw7bnoqG0"

it's like you post shit in a thread without even reading the thread first.... o wait

5/13/2013 10:29:48 AM

"so you haven't been here a full year yet so it's not as much as it could be, but here's your raise. keep up the good work, I expect it'll be the max next time." ~6.5 months on the job. I thought I was going to get told to cut the suck and build more deliverables

5/13/2013 10:36:41 AM

my very white sister starting a sentence with "damn, yo ...." ha

5/13/2013 3:52:28 PM