Lol, China.

Someone embed this shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320745/Bear-forced-ride-bike-sick-circus-stunt-crashes-mauls-monkey-large-crowd.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/bear-monkey-bicycle-race-video-bear-mauls-monkey_n_3225072.html

Quote :

"A bicycle race between a bear and two monkeys quickly turned from road rage to road kill, after the bear crashed and savagely mauled the simian. We don't know much about this video past the fact that it begins in glory and ends in horror. Live Leak released it on Sunday, claiming that the bear vs. monkey bicycle race is a stunt put on by the Shanghai Wild Animal Park. During the performance, two monkeys take the lead as onlookers laugh and cheer. The bear is hot on their heels, however, and a second-lap crash quickly turns grisly. After the bear collides with the fallen monkey and flies over its handlebars, it goes ballistic, mauling the monkey as animal park workers try in vain to separate the two. Another worker pushes the second monkey away from the pileup. The monkey's condition is unclear, but the video is still a bit graphic for those who are squeamish around animal-on-animal violence. UPDATE: Shanghaiist points out that the race is part of the park's Wild Animal Olympics, which has been going on for years. It's been criticized by animal rights groups, who have called the animals "miserable" and victims of cruelty and abuse. Read more at animalasia.org."

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 5:38 PM. Reason : more like crash turns grizzly amirite]

5/8/2013 5:34:52 PM

wtf

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 5:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/8/2013 5:37:22 PM

wont embed

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 5:44 PM. Reason : lol bear]

5/8/2013 5:43:46 PM

Holy shit!

5/8/2013 5:44:04 PM

Quote :

"BEAR FORCED RIDE BIKE SICK CIRCUS STUNT"

5/8/2013 5:49:05 PM

You might say that monkey is bearly alive

5/8/2013 5:51:26 PM

hmm, I thought there would be more blood

5/8/2013 6:10:18 PM

bro, do you even race

5/8/2013 6:25:58 PM

Bear Mauls a Monkey

sounds like a gay porn description.

5/8/2013 6:30:43 PM

if you're riding a bike and there's a hungry bear riding a few feet behind you, stay on your bike

the monkey ignored this basic rule of life, and he paid the price

5/8/2013 6:32:22 PM

Notice the first monkey got the fuck out of dodge as soon as he won the race.

5/8/2013 6:42:30 PM

The monkey cut him off

5/8/2013 7:45:17 PM

When the sign says dont feed the bears, man youd better not feed the bears.

5/8/2013 8:24:01 PM

wow, kid in the red shirt to the upper left of the bear just sat there and watched

5/8/2013 8:41:29 PM

5/8/2013 9:24:10 PM

somebody needs to ask that bear if monkeys taste like people

5/8/2013 9:25:52 PM

clearly it was a female bear

5/8/2013 9:26:27 PM

Do not fuck with a bear trying to eat a monkey.

5/8/2013 9:29:22 PM

fantastic news

5/8/2013 9:41:38 PM

Worst display of sportsmanship ever.

5/9/2013 8:07:02 AM

put the bear in the tour de france, that'll get people to watch it

5/9/2013 8:09:25 AM

That bear is doping. That was clearly a honey-rage outburst

5/9/2013 8:19:28 AM

Damn that bear went ape shit on that monkey

5/9/2013 8:45:36 AM

new info: Bear on bath salts

5/9/2013 8:49:53 AM

Dovahbear 2016

[Edited on May 9, 2013 at 8:55 AM. Reason : Monkey Island]

5/9/2013 8:54:30 AM

"goddammit monkey get out of the way.. i'll teach you a thing or two about cutting off bear"
-bear

this just in... bears have road rage.

5/9/2013 9:01:44 AM

LOOKS LIEK TOTAL ...

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PANDAMONIUM

5/9/2013 9:25:56 AM

How the fuck do you train a bear to ride a bike???

5/9/2013 9:42:31 AM

LOL, fucking hilarious.

5/9/2013 9:46:16 AM

Best thing on the Internet today

5/9/2013 10:05:14 PM

The other monkey knew to cut inside the circle and get the fuck away from the bear.

5/9/2013 10:15:07 PM