Post of the Year.

5/14/2013 6:44:24 PM

Well, on the plus side.... At least you can't make a thread for another hour now.

5/14/2013 6:47:00 PM

omg

5/14/2013 6:47:17 PM

zing!

5/14/2013 6:48:48 PM

you're gonna eat the ants

cuz it's made of protein

FOR YOUR HEALTH

5/14/2013 6:59:48 PM

I laughed at Skwinkle's misfortunate. She is too cute.

5/14/2013 8:52:44 PM

I gave her some seed to drink.

5/14/2013 8:55:07 PM

dammit

i had this copied to my clipboard for quoting purposes later in the night


seriously what the fuck greyfox

[Edited on May 14, 2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason : wait now it's GRAY? fuck this zoo]

[Edited on May 14, 2013 at 11:44 PM. Reason : and hot DAMN EMCE coming hard with the burn lately]

5/14/2013 11:42:04 PM

I'm glad I can provide you all with some amusement.

5/15/2013 11:24:59 AM

She did text me yesterday afternoon complaining that something bit her on the ass while she was sunbathing.

5/15/2013 11:27:17 AM

^I take it she discovered it was guilt?

5/15/2013 12:18:55 PM

RIP Ants

7/8/2013 10:03:54 AM

Those assholes deserved it. Their friends sneak into my house and ruin my brown sugar.

7/8/2013 10:38:29 AM

#iatethebones

7/8/2013 11:01:40 AM

inb4 #thanksobama

7/8/2013 11:02:21 AM

Skwinkle is the final boss in SimAnt.

7/8/2013 11:28:02 AM

I used to play the shit out of SimAnt. Gotta watch out for the lawnmower.

7/8/2013 11:46:35 AM

I read anus

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/8/2013 11:50:04 AM

One day I was eating a delicious Jimmy John's sandwich on the porch and I consumed about half of it, so I wrapped it up and set it on the railing. About 15 minutes later I went inside and put the leftover sandwich in the fridge...

About an hour later I was ready to finish my sandwich! I opened up the wrapper and started to eat. Boy, it was delicious! "Hmm..." I thought to myself. "I don't remember putting pepper on this sandwich". Oh well. I continued eating. Pretty soon I realized that the pepper was starting to move and took a closer look. "I'm eating ants!" I exclaim, mouth full of my last bite. This was much to the amusement of my friends that were present. I finished and swallowed and quickly took the wrapper to the garbage can outside.

7/8/2013 11:57:56 AM