her face

http://www.kctv5.com/story/22249466/woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-after-he-farts-in-her-face

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"IMMOKALEE, FL (KCTV) - A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument. "

5/15/2013 2:47:25 PM

how does he fart in her face.....she didn't see it coming?

5/15/2013 2:48:06 PM

#KnifeControl

5/15/2013 2:48:22 PM

^dude, that tired response is beyond lame. if she had easy access to a gun instead of a knife, the dude would probably be dead now.

5/15/2013 2:51:42 PM

It's not her fault. It's the knife's fault.

5/15/2013 3:17:42 PM

#FartControl

5/15/2013 3:30:52 PM

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"#FartControl"

hahahaha

5/15/2013 3:35:06 PM

i farted in a chick's face once & only got slapped, guess i got off light

5/15/2013 3:44:11 PM

pink eye is serious bidness

5/15/2013 3:49:22 PM

she should have been required to get a background check before getting that knife.

5/15/2013 3:55:26 PM

he should have a license to own silent but deadlies

5/15/2013 3:57:13 PM

^^and that's the silly kind of comments that belong in the "stupid status update" thread

5/15/2013 3:58:42 PM

just another day in Florida

5/15/2013 4:02:12 PM

We should place guards armed with knifes in places where people most commonly fart. Or arm the farters.

5/15/2013 4:35:38 PM

Wait we need to know how many deadly features this knife had before we decide if it should be banned. Oh also, if it is scary looking and black.

5/15/2013 4:44:36 PM

there are times when a fart smells worse than death. i can sympathize.

5/15/2013 4:44:52 PM

^ You must know my dog.

5/15/2013 4:45:24 PM

Sounds like she stood her ground.

5/15/2013 5:45:28 PM

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"just another day in Florida"

5/15/2013 9:53:13 PM

Maybe she was going down on him at the time

5/16/2013 6:27:07 AM