This woman would.



Nash woman charged with trying to poison family
May 20, 2013 4:32 p.m.


Nashville, N.C.—A Nash County woman upset over being told she couldn't have some cheese tried to poison several family members over the weekend, authorities said Monday.

Tiara Danielle Drake, 24, no address available, was charged with five counts of attempted first-degree murder and was being held in the Nash County jail under a $50,000 bond.

Investigators said Drake asked a woman Friday for some of her cheese, but the woman refused and told Drake to get some other cheese from the refrigerator. Drake was so incensed, authorities said, that she laced the cheese in the refrigerator with Ajax, window cleaner and detergent.

The family used the cheese when it made breakfast on Saturday, and four members already had eaten some before someone noticed the cheese had been poisoned, authorities said.

One of the family members called Poison Control, which advised the victims to drink plenty of milk to counteract the poison.

Web Editor: Matthew Burns

5/20/2013 8:09:25 PM

http://video.adultswim.com/the-boondocks/the-new-white-man.html

This will explain it all.

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"Nash County"

5/20/2013 8:11:14 PM

if i was stuck living with a family like that, then dying by eating poisoned cheese would probably be a good day for me

5/20/2013 8:26:10 PM

How does one lace cheese with Ajax, window cleaner, and detergent without it being painfully obvious?
I tend to not eat foods blatantly covered in unknown substances, but that's just me.

5/20/2013 8:31:50 PM

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"That was for Joe"

This sentimental motherfucker just cost us money

5/20/2013 8:36:21 PM

I initially imagined this as a stickup in an alley involving a really hungry or really high person and a string cheese vendor.

Carry on.

5/20/2013 8:40:28 PM

Only over Munster cheese

5/20/2013 9:14:42 PM

The swiss make fantastic cheese, but would never engage in conflict over it.

5/20/2013 10:35:58 PM

I do love some goat cheese...

5/20/2013 10:37:24 PM

I might would kick a guy in the nuts for a fresh chunk of parmesan cheese.

5/21/2013 8:18:59 PM

behold, the power of cheese...

5/21/2013 8:24:59 PM

was it fresh mozzarella?

5/21/2013 8:25:30 PM

not a very gouda day for her

5/21/2013 8:37:08 PM

yes for the cheese dip in Mexican restaurants that I can never duplicate at home

5/21/2013 9:36:41 PM

Not sure if we are talking about the same thing here but I found if you get those baby bel cheeslet wheels that come in the mesh bags, unwrap em, smoosh them up and crumble them on top of a dish /beans, rice, whatever/ it taste just like that awesome ass mexican cheese you get at restaraunts

[Edited on May 21, 2013 at 9:55 PM. Reason : oh and use the regular red package ones, im wouldnt think the white chedder ones would be the same ]

5/21/2013 9:52:36 PM

^^^ maybe I'm just in a silly mood, but I got a big kick out of that

5/22/2013 12:42:25 AM

Depends on who cheese wanted me to kill

5/22/2013 1:11:35 AM

i'd kill a vegan for cheese

5/22/2013 2:20:48 AM

no

but I might die to save cheese. if someone had to sacrifice his life or all currently-existing cheese would disappear and it would become impossible ever to make any more, then I might lay down my life to preserve the gift of cheese for all the future generations of mankind.

cheese, all that cheese, would be worth dying for.

I wouldn't allow myself to be crucified, though. y'all fuckers would just have to do without cheese if crucifixion was part of the deal

5/22/2013 2:22:01 AM

we can crucify a vegan instead.

5/22/2013 2:28:15 AM

vive le cheese!

5/22/2013 2:31:07 AM

was it The E Man and did it involve fresh mozzarella?

5/22/2013 4:44:35 AM

The cheese stands alone.

5/23/2013 8:59:16 PM

Tiara Danielle Drake smokable cheese product window washing deworming agent

5/23/2013 9:37:19 PM

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"The swiss make fantastic cheese, but would never engage in conflict over it."

They might not protect their cheese abroad, but I wouldn't make the mistake of trying to invade them to take it.

5/23/2013 9:39:25 PM

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"The swiss make fantastic cheese, but would never engage in conflict over it. "

I missed this. Not bad at all, sir.

5/23/2013 10:06:38 PM