Black and strong

5/30/2013 9:11:28 PM

black, and full of cream

5/30/2013 9:13:55 PM

^ full of cream isn't black anymore

Try Carmel

5/30/2013 9:14:33 PM

Cold and bitter.

5/30/2013 9:23:51 PM

I like my women like I like my toaster. Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

5/30/2013 9:26:29 PM

full of whiskey?

5/30/2013 9:31:03 PM

Skinny and slutty?

5/30/2013 9:32:11 PM

Hot, wet, and handled by underpaid Mexicans

5/30/2013 9:37:19 PM

My dad always said "hot and black" for as long as I can remember. Jesus, and I'm 42 fucking years old. My mom has been slugging him for it for just as long. It's kind of hilarious.

5/30/2013 9:38:20 PM

easily picked up at Whole Foods.

5/30/2013 9:40:29 PM

fair trade

5/30/2013 9:44:32 PM

Ground up and in the freezer.

5/30/2013 9:48:20 PM

Ground up and roasted?

5/30/2013 9:48:36 PM

jamaican and found inside a burlap sack?

5/30/2013 9:49:08 PM

covered in bees!

5/30/2013 9:51:05 PM

^http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=520650

5/30/2013 9:51:48 PM

Sweet and creamy

5/30/2013 10:15:30 PM

A day old

5/30/2013 10:18:50 PM

Columbian and gone before lunch

5/30/2013 10:20:11 PM

^^two master-strokes in a row!

Ok i'll try.

"I like my women like I like my coffee: deceptively feminine"

5/30/2013 10:29:07 PM

what if I don't like coffee?


fuck.

5/31/2013 8:55:21 AM

Then why live?

5/31/2013 8:57:26 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee: In the kitchen and unable to vote

5/31/2013 10:56:26 AM

^ with a dick?

5/31/2013 10:59:21 AM

tied up in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.

5/31/2013 11:04:04 AM

^^already covered that one a few posts above, socrates

5/31/2013 4:37:50 PM