last night was pretty interesting with the new girl

Warning, long read

Senario 1: We go to a party, I know a few people and she knows no one. She starts smoking on the patio; neither of us knew if it was cool or not but I told her if anyone says something we will just move down to the fire pit. I pull out a cigarette a few minutes later and tell her I am going to smoke by the fire.

She says something along the lines "what so its ok for me to smoke here but not you"

I reply "Well ya, I hold myself to a higher standard"


Senario 2: she says she has a fat ass while eating nachos (jokingly). I reply "ya, you do have a fat ass, a nice fat ass"

She looked at me and kinda smiled

The told her it doesn't need to get any fatter though

She looked at me and kinda looked like she wanted to kill me

6/9/2013 1:04:03 PM

k

6/9/2013 1:19:28 PM

carl, you are either getting laid entirely too much or entirely too little at the moment

6/9/2013 1:21:26 PM

if she smokes she pokes

6/9/2013 1:42:27 PM

that's crazy_carl

6/9/2013 2:07:08 PM

more like

Quote :

"if she ______ she pokes "

non-smokers probably just don't want to poke with smelly smokers.

6/9/2013 2:12:56 PM

why she slap?

6/9/2013 2:18:31 PM

that look was she wanted your dick in her mouth or ass....you know

you gotta let a woman have the right to choose.

6/9/2013 5:35:51 PM

Smoking is a no go.

6/9/2013 5:42:14 PM