I'm making a spreadsheet

6/9/2013 5:44:19 PM

Again?

6/9/2013 5:45:33 PM

OP is a vagina.

6/9/2013 5:48:43 PM

I still hate mine and my uterus--anything to do with femininity really. It's become a pretty nasty psychological problem, and it's only getting worse. I recently researched different types of hysterectomies to see what could be removed. In doing so, I learned that women's medicine is still totally barbaric. They just rip stuff out and hope your other organs don't shift too much over time. It's crazy. So protect your pelvic floor...it's serious business, and they don't have anything for you except diapers and techniques for pushing your organs back in.

Also, when are they gonna come out with those vaginal medicines? I was promised all sorts of meds you could administer through the vagina in order to save your stomach lining.

6/9/2013 9:41:40 PM

I hear baby batter works a good medicine. PM me for details

6/9/2013 9:42:53 PM

^^You're so weird. I never know what crazy shit you're going to post next.

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 9:43 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 9:43:38 PM

I so fucking wish I had a vagina. I'd be in the hospital every day because I wouldn't stop exploring the cool things I could fit in there, but in the end, I'd go home and smile to myself because I'd have a vagina.

6/9/2013 9:45:17 PM

ITT we learn that Bridget wants to be a dude

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 9:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 9:49:04 PM

I don't know that she wants to be a dude so much as she doesn't want to put up with the bullshit that comes from being female

6/9/2013 9:49:51 PM

I'm trying to picture her administering vaginal meds. You're fucking up the image

Please Bridget, continue with your rant

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 9:53 PM. Reason : 8---->]

6/9/2013 9:51:40 PM

Quote :

"^^You're so weird. I never know what crazy shit you're going to post next"

Learn to appreciate it. It's me of the many reasons that I love Bridget. She's fucking hilarious.

6/9/2013 9:58:28 PM

Quote :

"ME OF THE"

6/9/2013 10:01:53 PM

Whatever. I've moved beyond correcting iPad "autocorrects"

6/9/2013 10:16:29 PM

That's very embiggening of you, Master of Ceremonies

6/9/2013 10:17:54 PM

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"anything to do with femininity really."

so are you saying you want to be asexual? just curious

6/9/2013 10:20:39 PM

No, I think she just doesn't like bleeding for a week every month

6/9/2013 10:23:49 PM

I'd pay to see Bridget's vagina

6/9/2013 10:25:06 PM

Idunno, sounds like she hates tits too.

6/9/2013 10:25:27 PM

Makes sense. I'd imagine having sacks of skin and fat hanging from your chest is, at best, an annoyance.

6/9/2013 10:26:37 PM

she made a statement of hating all things feminine, but she seems feminine enough in the ladies forum, so it was probably a sarcastically frustrated post that she made while on the rag (my guess is that it is a bad one)

I used to hate all feminine things, but I am slowly moving to the dark side, so I was just curious if she truly hated being female, or if it was just a post made out of frustration (possibly related to some kind of female issue), or RAWR I hate being labeled with a pink apron and told to be a good girl.

6/9/2013 10:33:06 PM

I just remembered a TWW vagina that I had forgotten

6/9/2013 10:34:59 PM

you?

6/9/2013 10:36:12 PM

[old]

Quote :

"OP is a vagina."

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 10:38 PM. Reason : I should make a collage]

6/9/2013 10:37:01 PM

not old enough to be legal tho


also, it won't smell so old and musty if you would just properly clean it

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 10:38:21 PM

wat

6/9/2013 10:40:05 PM

WASH YOUR TWAT-HOLE

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 10:42 PM. Reason : I needed to be specific since you clearly don't understand vaginas very well]

6/9/2013 10:40:53 PM

Quote :

"Be careful when washing your vagina, its not a race. Don't rush. Take your time because you don't want to irritate your skin."

6/9/2013 10:42:24 PM

Quote :

"Scrub your perineum. The perineum is the area between your vagina and your anus. Germs can accumulate here, especially if you wipe from back to front after you have a bowel movement."

serious question: who the hell wipes back to front?

6/9/2013 10:44:04 PM

Wait... There's a ladies forum here?

6/9/2013 10:52:11 PM

I just took 5 photos of my butt crack for strictly investigation purposes.

6/9/2013 10:52:21 PM

vaginae

6/9/2013 10:55:44 PM

who the fuck doesn't wipe back to front?

6/9/2013 10:55:52 PM

compguy, you need to reevaluate your wiping methods immediately.... no one will suck your dick if your gnads are covered in poo.

6/9/2013 10:57:15 PM

No shit.

6/9/2013 10:58:03 PM

Girls wipe front to back to protect their ladybit. Guys can wipe any old way.

6/9/2013 10:58:29 PM

^^ha






[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 11:02 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 10:59:07 PM

^ I was afraid nobody would catch that.

6/9/2013 11:00:57 PM

Front to back messes shit up

6/9/2013 11:01:21 PM

Well what about our vaginas?

6/9/2013 11:07:56 PM

great thread. very informative.

6/9/2013 11:16:39 PM

You folks obviously don't you 1-wipe Charlies

6/9/2013 11:16:55 PM

and regardless of which direction you're going, what the fuck are you children doing down there???

the object of wiping is to remove the poo. if you're applying it like bondo, ive got bad news

6/10/2013 9:54:06 AM

I wipe front to back, then I finger my hole with a wet wipe

6/10/2013 9:56:19 AM

I take a shower after everytime I shit or piss

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on June 10, 2013 at 10:08 AM. Reason : cleanliness is next to godliness is next to krallumness]

6/10/2013 10:07:24 AM

This thread is useless without pics

6/10/2013 5:50:42 PM

Quote :

"I wipe front to back, then I finger my hole with a wet wipe"

hahahaahahahaahaha

6/10/2013 6:20:14 PM

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"Vaginas aren't meant to smell like baby powder or fields of flowers."

lol

6/10/2013 6:26:12 PM

I swirl when I wipe in a wax on/wax off motion. I like to get a good shine going.

6/10/2013 6:49:29 PM

no one reads 48

6/10/2013 7:51:46 PM

set em up -------------->

6/10/2013 7:53:50 PM