What are your thoughts?

6/19/2013 11:58:31 PM

You mean like a decent girl or the fat chick standing in front of you at bojangles?

6/20/2013 12:00:34 AM

Yeah, actually I would. When my GF and I had first started dating seriously, we were in bed, and she was fast asleep. I was drifting off, only to be startled awake when she farted on my leg. She was sooo embarrassed.

Now we fart in front of each other all the time.

6/20/2013 12:24:23 AM

I have before. It's sometimes hard not to.

It's best, however, when they're LOUD AND SMELLY FARTS!
Brazilian Fart Porn FTW!

6/20/2013 12:52:24 AM

Intentionally? Fuck no.

Shits gross.

6/20/2013 1:54:18 AM

Tell me her name's not Stephanie.

6/20/2013 1:54:55 AM

I fail to see how anyone can give a proper answer until BHS's question is addressed

6/20/2013 1:59:40 AM

I'm not dating ANYONE who willfully farts on me more than once.

Regardless.

6/20/2013 2:13:10 AM

To address BigHitSunday's question...a decent girl. Not some tonsafun wide load fixing to narf down a 4pc white dinner with double mashed taters and gravy and a half dozen biscuits.

My girl does NOT fall under that category. How the hell she's with me, only God knows.

My ex wife accidentally farted in my face once when I was eatin' pie. I backed away with a quickness.

6/20/2013 3:42:33 AM

I try not to fart in front of guys, but if I'm dating a guy and my stomach is turning and I gotta release that gas I'll just straight up say "dude, I gotta fart or my stomach is going to explode" then depending on the circumstances I'll move away.
Unless I know it's going to be a quiet one, then I'll just slowly lean to one side or another and let it silently escape.

But generally the type of guys I date are the type that don't really give a shit about that stuff. My last boyfriend and I could stand in the bathroom with each other while we were taking a shit and have a conversation...unless it was a really stinky shit.

But then again when you're offshore together for a couple of days with nothing to shit in but a bucket and no door to close behind you, you tend to be able to look past those things

6/20/2013 8:14:31 AM

I wouldn't date one, but I would marry one.

6/20/2013 8:31:45 AM

ive never shitted in front of a significant other. Just close the door and blast one in privacy. I love being alone and shitting.

6/20/2013 8:37:57 AM