http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Works_of_Mercy_(Caravaggio)

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6/24/2013 4:29:27 PM

Quote :

"4. Shelter the homeless"

Do homeless animals count?

6/24/2013 4:42:21 PM

i figured this was going to be about masterbation techniques

6/24/2013 4:42:40 PM

jawbone of an ass

6/24/2013 4:48:56 PM

Quote :

"a woman visits an imprisoned man and gives him milk from her breast"

thats fucking sick, b

6/24/2013 4:51:59 PM

3. Raised money and served food for local Rescue Mission for Hunger Awareness day
4. Donated and served at shelter
5. Donated clothes
6. Visited and sang at Hospice
7. See 3 & 4

Number 6 is very sobering, yet oddly refreshing. Especially when you're singing to a dying lady in the hospice and her husband breaks into tears. Kind of felt bad at first for making an old man cry... but I think they were tears of joy (I think, since he was smiling too).

Also, it's eye-opening to see little kids coming into the Rescue Mission. There's something about little children that always amazes me. On one side, I see is a hungry kid who doesn't have much. On another side, I see a care-free child just going along for the ride. Reminds me that sometimes life is better without the worries of wealth and comfort (i.e. taxes, mortgages, bills, etc...).

I haven't gotten around to 1 or 2, but definitely on the to-do list.

[Edited on June 24, 2013 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ...]

6/24/2013 4:53:33 PM

I would qualify for

Quote :

"1. Bury the dead"

but as I was burying the person in question, she coughed. So I don't think she was dead.

Needless to say, I just smacked her with the shovel and kept piling on dirt.

6/25/2013 12:26:29 AM

i try to drink water from the jawbone of an ass every day

6/25/2013 1:15:47 AM

thats like my only source of water

now what to do with all these donkey corpses

6/25/2013 8:37:16 AM

I've done all of them

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/25/2013 10:02:10 AM

The only one that applies for me is #3. But I was on the receiving end & not in jail. And the girl (gf in this case) has no milk.

6/25/2013 10:08:17 AM