when someone does something really hard looking, you say "I could do that"

when someone brings food to work/school you say "hope u brought enough for the class"

post more funny jokes here. thanks!

6/27/2013 2:54:20 PM

6/27/2013 2:56:03 PM

A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm as his wife is lying in bed.

"See this is the pig I have to hump when I am bored......."

His wife looks up and proclaims, "You're a JACKASS...that's a sheep."

The man responds "Shut the hell up....I wasn't talking to you!!!!"

6/27/2013 10:08:38 PM

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

6/27/2013 10:15:47 PM

Quote :

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."

6/27/2013 10:27:19 PM

So these two fish are in a tank.
One of them turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
Just kidding fish don't talk

6/27/2013 11:01:43 PM

im bad at jokes

6/27/2013 11:10:43 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

GO FUCK YOURSELF

6/27/2013 11:33:37 PM