and now I hate myself.

6/29/2013 2:59:24 AM

been there. such a bitter sweet thing to indulge in the bell these days... *sigh*

6/29/2013 4:56:36 AM

i don't understand this thread

6/29/2013 8:41:45 AM

Taco Bell sets my ass on fire

6/29/2013 8:42:17 AM

THEN I GUESS YOU CAN CALL ME TACO BELL

Wait, what?

6/29/2013 9:20:20 AM

Hotttttt Pocccket!

6/29/2013 9:22:48 AM

working at taco bell is great because you get free....... diarrhea

6/29/2013 11:40:57 AM

I might hit Taco Bell today for some spring cleaning.

6/29/2013 11:47:20 AM

6/30/2013 1:57:27 AM

taco bell has never caused me gastric distress...what are you guys eating, and how much of it?

6/30/2013 9:29:08 AM

It never causes me gastrointestinal distress. Not even horrible farty noises. Well...yes it does. I do break wind rather stinkily after a 12 dorra trip to the border. But that's something I actually enjoy. Especially among the aisles in Walmart. Next to some obese Jabba with two-tone tacky ass redneck hair. Even better in the presence of a herd of vapid sorostitutes. God, they're such pack animals with herd mentalities. It's great hearing "ewww! My god!" In unison.

6/30/2013 10:16:53 AM

Anyone else follow Neil Hamburger on Twitter?

6/30/2013 11:17:09 AM

Taco Bell has never punished me. Just the same, I don't jinx myself and have it for lunch before spending an evening with a lady

7/1/2013 4:35:57 PM

their new Cantina steak quesadilla is actually really good

7/1/2013 4:58:02 PM

I've only gotten sick from Taco Bell on one occasion, and I was only about seven years old. Since then, I've had no trouble or indigestion of any kind after eating there. It's as though Taco Bell was a poison that, if you survive it, you become immune.

7/1/2013 6:05:17 PM

The only time I have a problem with Taco Bell is when I eat >$12 worth.

7/1/2013 6:06:44 PM

Quote :

"taco bell has never caused me gastric distress...what are you guys eating, and how much of it?"

7/1/2013 7:05:02 PM

^mounds of fire sauce results in sour water spray

7/1/2013 7:46:06 PM

when did they start the cool ranch shell?

9/13/2014 6:15:39 PM

^like a year ago, i think

9/13/2014 6:22:39 PM