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[Edited on July 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM. Reason : -]

7/1/2013 11:57:44 PM

Violently.

7/1/2013 11:58:27 PM

Constantly

7/2/2013 12:00:12 AM

I would like to try this, but I'm afraid to lose my footing and one leg falling into the toilet while doing #2.

7/2/2013 12:03:20 AM

Just lean forward really far

7/2/2013 12:05:57 AM

Sitting is for pussies

7/2/2013 12:09:32 AM

I'll try it.

7/2/2013 1:03:45 AM

I thought we had been through this ?

7/2/2013 5:41:51 AM

Lovingly

7/2/2013 6:17:21 AM

Twice

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7/2/2013 6:17:21 AM

toilets are a western invention

7/2/2013 7:47:24 AM

i always feel like i'm going to shit on the back of my shoes when i squat. that being said, it's a much more natural feeling propping my legs up.

7/2/2013 7:51:56 AM

In the shower

7/2/2013 8:42:36 AM

I knew someone who had a Nature's Platform. I never tried it but they loved it.

7/2/2013 8:51:40 AM

7/2/2013 5:25:17 PM

AC style

7/2/2013 5:49:30 PM

7/2/2013 5:58:55 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html

Quote :

""We were not meant to sit on toilets, we were meant to squat in the field." When you're in a sitting or standing position, you're forming an angle between the where the poop is and where the poop's gotta come out. There's even a muscle that's purpose is to tighten things up when we're sitting or standing to prevent accidents. Squatting straightens out this angle and removes the chokehold."

7/2/2013 5:59:13 PM

7/2/2013 6:22:36 PM

But if I squat, how the fuck am I supposed to play angry birds

7/2/2013 6:44:22 PM

wow

hipsters even shit in obscure ways

7/2/2013 6:55:56 PM

so instead of your legs falling asleep, what falls asleep, your asshole?

7/2/2013 7:01:36 PM

So what happens when you get a calf cramp while shitting

7/2/2013 7:44:03 PM

have you ever considered that squatting might eliminate all of the "waiting" time you spend sitting on the toilet?


you people that take 20+ minutes to shit weird me out.

7/2/2013 8:22:20 PM

Shitting is a ritual and should not be rushed. You 5- minute shitters weird me out.

7/2/2013 8:24:06 PM

you people

7/2/2013 8:26:36 PM

i got rid of my toilet and installed a forest in my bathroom for me to shit in

7/3/2013 12:21:05 AM

I pee ac slater style when I got a boner. except you're barely balancing on the front of the bowl or hovering so your dick will fit and not touch the back of the bowl

7/3/2013 12:32:35 AM

funny

7/3/2013 1:25:39 AM

Tyically I pee on jwb9984's garden, when applicable.

7/3/2013 1:30:23 AM

I use the toilet as a receptacle for my bodily wastes.

7/3/2013 9:41:43 AM

i tried this last night and it was really uncomfortable

7/3/2013 10:03:43 AM

on the bowl yes. you need this...

http://www.squattypotty.com/


or a small trashcan/stepstool to put your feet up on

7/3/2013 10:16:24 AM

^I just put my feet on the cat

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7/3/2013 10:17:38 AM

7/3/2013 11:52:07 AM

I didn't put my feet up on the toilet last night but I did use a stool similar to this.


verdict:

It does feel like it moves the specimen down the pipe smoother and faster.

7/3/2013 12:57:58 PM

would it be weird to take one of those to the bathroom at work?

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7/3/2013 1:06:06 PM

wow

hipsters even shit in obscure ways

7/3/2013 1:12:49 PM

how would you explain this to people if you had one at your house? or would you hide it until you were alone?

7/3/2013 1:19:35 PM

I sit down to pee

and down it goes :3

7/3/2013 1:23:15 PM

7/3/2013 2:45:12 PM

whooooo-oaaah

amber is the color of your energy peee peeeeee

7/3/2013 2:46:03 PM

The best part about the point to which the internet has evolved in our lifetimes is I can try this out as I type this post.

7/3/2013 2:52:13 PM

I often bring my knees up and kind of squat on top of the toilet, and it greatly improves my experience.


that said, I eat pretty clean/paleo so my poops are generally A+++ anyway



[Edited on July 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM. Reason : bts]

7/3/2013 4:50:23 PM

Quote :

"ncsuapex: I thought we had been through this ?"

Me, too.

7/3/2013 4:54:40 PM

Quote :

"how would you explain this to people if you had one at your house? or would you hide it until you were alone?"

Under the bathroom sink. I also have nieces and nephews

7/15/2013 9:05:27 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=559873

7/15/2013 9:12:34 PM

^ most mornings I'm 1 or 7.

7/15/2013 9:36:07 PM

I've done 8 before...good core

7/15/2013 9:37:13 PM

2



set em up

7/15/2013 9:38:05 PM