Priceless.

Having to do it while working on a national holiday, not nearly so much.

Oh well. At least one small "fuck you" to the man.

And tomorrow is my last day here. Hallelujah.

On the flip side of that coin, now I have to get comfortable enough at my new job to take a leisurely shit on the clock.

7/4/2013 8:19:36 AM

Can't you just bump one of your other shitty threads instead of making a new one everytime you take a shit?

7/4/2013 8:23:09 AM

Of course not. That would deprive me of getting to hear you whine about it.

Just be glad I didn't describe its consistency, especially after eating lots of salad last night.

7/4/2013 8:32:17 AM

7/4/2013 8:35:56 AM

Well, assclown, it's your own damn fault you clicked on this thread.

7/4/2013 8:41:19 AM

I TOOK A SHIT

I'M DEPRESSED

MY EX IS A CUNT

repeat

[Edited on July 4, 2013 at 8:44 AM. Reason : CARS]

7/4/2013 8:44:13 AM

You forgot "I NEED IDEAS ON PLACES TO EAT BUT I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE YOU'VE BEEN AND THEY ALL SUCK"

7/4/2013 8:49:35 AM

man, check this out ok

http://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityArmpits

7/4/2013 8:52:14 AM

I'm picturing some nice grandfather clock in a bosses office that you knock over and drop a deuce on top of

7/4/2013 9:23:52 AM

Not in THIS office. This place is full of engineers and redheaded stepchildren.

Nobody here could afford a grandfather clock in their office.

[Edited on July 4, 2013 at 10:03 AM. Reason : Po' folk up in dis biznitch]

7/4/2013 10:01:28 AM

Last day here at Dook Energy. And alas. I had to sprint for the shitter this morning at home as soon as I woke up, courtesy of Valentino's food truck last night out at Qualcomm. Love his food, but it tore my stomach up. Kinda took some of the wind outta my sails, not being able to hold it until I get to work today.

7/5/2013 10:53:19 AM