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[Edited on July 15, 2013 at 3:23 PM. Reason : -]

7/15/2013 3:22:43 PM

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"Greetings, My name is Michael and I'm a recruiter at Axelon Services Corporation. We have your resume on file and I thought you may be interested in a contract opportunity we currently have available for an Electronic Lab Technician with a major manufacturing company located in Raleigh, NC. Please review the job description below. If you are qualified and interested in pursuing this opportunity, please respond back with a copy of your resume or call me at 212-306-0133. If you respond back via email please include your day time phone number so I can reach you. In considering candidates, time is of the essence, so please respond ASAP. No third parties please 10+ years Experience in role. Applies electrical theory and related knowledge to test and modify developmental or operational electrical machinery and electrical control equipment and circuitry. Essential functions include but are not limited to: * Demonstrate an ability to accurately set up experiments and prototypes of high power electromechanical devices and document results. * Possess the ability to recognize if the results of experiements/tests are acurate. * Recognize pertinent and significant experimental results to incorporate into written reports. * Experience with electronic circuits is desired. An Associate Degree in Electronic Technology or 2 year technical degree in related field is required. Note: Please allow me to reiterate that I chose to contact you either because your resume had been posted to one of the internet job sites to which we subscribe, or you had previously submitted your resume to Axelon. I assumed that you are either looking for a new employment opportunity, or you are interested in investigating the current job market. If you are not currently seeking employment, or if you would prefer I contact you at some later date, please indicate your date of availability so that I may honor your request. In any event, I respectfully recommend you continue to avail yourself to the employment options and job market information we provide with our e-mail notices. Thanks again. Lindsey Toman Axelon Services Corporation 44 Wall Street 18th Floor New York, NY 10005 Phone: (212) 306-0100 or (877) 711-8700 Fax : (212) 306-0191 lindsey.toman@axelon.com"

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/15/2013 3:26:13 PM

i know someone who got lasik and used a coupon

7/15/2013 3:27:19 PM

I lol'd

7/15/2013 4:21:08 PM

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"positions your applying too"

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""Attention to Detail". (This is very important) "

intentional stupid joke or just stupid?

7/15/2013 5:37:09 PM

ZOMG. So many things are wrong with it. Please tell me it's a joke or Nigerian scam.

7/15/2013 9:55:16 PM

lazy recruiters are lazy

but jesus make sure your name matches up with the signature in your mass mail

7/15/2013 9:59:29 PM