Yo, I met this lady during lunch, who is a manager for a flight adaptation department. Anyway, as I'm talking to her I notice a booger hanging out of her nostril. Its just kind of riding the waves, going with the flow of her breath in and out. As we finish up our conversation, she pulls out her business card, and hands it to me. When I go to take the card, that damn booger jumped out of her nose, and landed on my wrist.


I....I felt it. I felt the impact.



Fuck.

7/18/2013 1:30:59 PM

Did you give her the pat on the back on the way out, wiping her boog on the back of her shirt in the process?

7/18/2013 1:32:47 PM

HAHAHAHA...OMG I laughed hard

7/18/2013 1:33:17 PM

"oh, here... you dropped this"

7/18/2013 1:50:14 PM

So this is a made up story

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7/18/2013 1:53:53 PM

it's funny how boogers, farts, and other bodily byproducts are deemed gross and embarrassing... everybody generates them, yet society says we should be embarrassed by them.

7/18/2013 1:55:28 PM

No, aqua teen is funny

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7/18/2013 2:00:10 PM

^^it's really not that strange. they are gross.

7/18/2013 2:03:00 PM

maintain eye contact while eating it

7/18/2013 2:12:21 PM

7/18/2013 2:23:56 PM

^jesus fuck

7/18/2013 3:50:18 PM

Nah, I didn't wipe it back on her.


But seriously... What the fuck man. Shits gross son.

7/18/2013 6:10:29 PM

you shoulda been looking at her tits mane

7/18/2013 6:17:53 PM

that wasn't your heart - that was gas

so what u REALLY mean is your fart dropped into your stomach :3 :3

7/18/2013 7:27:38 PM

and a good chuckle was had

7/18/2013 10:27:57 PM

So did you meet her later for drinks and sex?

7/18/2013 10:37:26 PM

that doesn't sound healthy

7/18/2013 10:43:26 PM

^^ I was kind of grossed out by the whole booger thing, honestly

7/18/2013 11:06:37 PM

well she gave it to you so you could have it tested and know she's clean.

7/18/2013 11:37:12 PM

wow. that's so nice of you to not embarrass her. i didn't know you had it in you.

7/19/2013 8:36:08 AM

7/19/2013 8:39:04 AM

Goddamn DJ Lauren is fucking dreadful

7/19/2013 9:24:32 AM