1. Cold showers feel better than warm ones

2. Chocolate starts melting at room temp

3. You drip sweat on the other person while doing the nasty

4. .....

7/18/2013 4:16:57 PM

You know you don't have AC when any of those things happen

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7/18/2013 4:17:24 PM

When fire hydrants chase the dogs.

7/18/2013 4:21:09 PM

When the ground won't turn and the rain it burns like the tears when I said goodbye

7/18/2013 4:22:24 PM

1. When in bed around noon, you can feel sweat beads building up behind your neck, coalescing into droplets, and then you can feel when each droplet rolls to the side of your neck and falls off, with the AC on at the highest setting, and you wake up with a wet neck, pillow, and collar.

2. The weather app tells you at 23:50,

Current temp: 88
Feels like: 95

FML

7/18/2013 4:52:46 PM

Why are you in bed at noon?

7/18/2013 4:54:58 PM

Tryin' to sleep?

7/18/2013 4:56:22 PM

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"You drip sweat on the other person while doing the nasty"

This should occur under any conditions if you're fucking properly.

7/18/2013 5:02:02 PM

That's what the hole in the sheet is for.

7/18/2013 5:03:21 PM

your scrotum has the same physical properties as

7/18/2013 5:04:45 PM

You know it's hot when even a warm shower feels better than being outside. Or inside when the ac is broken!

7/18/2013 5:14:47 PM

When your nutsack sticks to your leg.

7/18/2013 5:18:52 PM

when everyone and their brother are posting pictures of their car temperature display on Facebook.

7/18/2013 5:19:00 PM

I, too, have had sex.

7/18/2013 5:19:05 PM

When the Lake Johnson bridge looks like this on a sunny and clear day:

7/18/2013 5:25:27 PM

Never walked on that bridge but I always assumed the skyline would look a shit load grosser than that

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7/18/2013 5:26:35 PM

He doesn't walk on it because he lives under it.

7/18/2013 5:44:29 PM

I boat under that shit all the time. Gotta chill under avent ferry for like 2 minutes then go to the end of the other half of the lake

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7/18/2013 5:51:36 PM

obligatory

7/18/2013 6:03:12 PM

well U know, OP, it's as one modern day philosopher once said....



























it's getttting hot in heeeeaaah!

7/18/2013 7:33:28 PM

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"2. Chocolate starts melting at room temp"

If only they made some sort of cooling device for the interiors of our homes, where room temp was the same year round.

7/18/2013 7:53:38 PM

^ Unfortunately my apartment here in Chicago has no A/C. It was as hot as Nairobi today so I just went and bought a portable one from Home Depot. No more slippery sex.

7/18/2013 7:57:24 PM

my thighs are sticking together

7/18/2013 9:56:16 PM

Thighs don't touch stick.

7/18/2013 10:05:42 PM

temporarily sterilized. go have unprotected sex.

7/18/2013 10:13:50 PM

yeah, and its hot out too

7/18/2013 10:29:13 PM

Damn it semloh I literally came here to post that.
I mean , you know its hot too.

7/18/2013 10:51:53 PM

Vaginas start sizzlin'

7/18/2013 11:01:27 PM

I live outside New Orleans now and the ground is so damned hot that I can take a perfectly comfortable shower without ever using the hot water knob.

7/18/2013 11:42:00 PM

Quote :

"Damn it semloh I literally came here to post that. I mean , you know its hot too."

7/18/2013 11:51:22 PM

Quote :

"my thighs are sticking together "

welp, idk about anyone else, but my dick moved :3

7/19/2013 12:05:39 AM

...your diabetic neighbor burns the flesh off their feet going barefoot at the pool.

[Edited on July 19, 2013 at 12:45 AM. Reason : Maybe it's not so funny.]

7/19/2013 12:41:38 AM

my ventilation dies and then the replacement dies 30 minutes later

7/19/2013 10:27:43 AM

Quote :

"You drip sweat on the other person while doing the nasty"

Quote :

"This should occur under any conditions if you're fucking properly."

7/19/2013 10:33:02 AM