Feel free to add more and face will weigh in on all of the topics.

Going for 2:

Face what do you think about going for 2. I always find myself stuck in the situation where multiple girls are available and I get ADD and can never decide to just go for one. If you don't close and go for one the chances of getting 2 or more are slim you will most likely get 0. Its a big risk. You are a betting man what is your protocol for this?

The problem with choice is that once you pick one you will always wake up the next day and realize the other one was 10x hotter.

The gay wingman

I personally love the gay wingman. Do I lose any respect for that? They are usually awesome and a lot of fun to hang out with, can instantly deflect any bros that try to move in on your chicks and will entertain them all night with their great dance moves. They are the perfect place holders for when you need to use the restroom or if you're with 2 chicks.

Anytime in the club the creeps in the back are always doing the math in their head. They see 2 guys and 2 girls and stay away the rest of the night but if it was 1 guy and 2 girls they would be instantly plotting how to swoop in all night.

You can ultimately go for 2 and have the freedom to mess up with 1 and just switch to the other one even discretely if the gay guy is not your wingman but maybe just their friend.

Anytime a girl is like "im also bringing my gay friend" i will talk only to him for the first 30 minutes of the night and the girls will appreciate that but also he will have your back now for the long night ahead.

Occupy wall street

Theres always that girl that brings her friend out who is in a serious relationship and puts the wall out. This girl won't do anything hands down and its a wrap but now her friend doesn't want to leave her behind. You can't quite take one for the team but in this situation someone needs to make the ultimate sacrifice and find a way to talk to her soul all night. I've never seen this succeed but I've seen damn close. Its frustrating.

7/24/2013 10:15:16 AM

k

7/24/2013 10:16:01 AM

k

7/24/2013 10:16:43 AM

ntlb

7/24/2013 10:19:07 AM

ttt

7/24/2013 10:19:30 AM

brb

7/24/2013 3:53:12 PM

good lord

7/24/2013 3:55:00 PM

E Man, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

7/24/2013 4:04:39 PM

THERE IS NO PEE ADVICE IN THIS THREAD

7/24/2013 9:29:53 PM

omg will this thread finally uncover the meaning of the lyrics "OPP YEAH YOU KNOW ME"?

because I NEVER fucking understood what the fuck that was supposed to mean.

OPP?
I do not get it, good sir.

7/24/2013 9:33:01 PM

Quote :

"Are you down with “Other People’s Pussy?” Or, “Other People’s Penises” for women. In general, though, it means “Other People’s Property”"

7/24/2013 9:35:48 PM

what face must be doing every night IRL

7/25/2013 3:27:21 AM

bttt. come on guys. where do you stand? Face won't show up unless you make it seem worth his wile.

7/29/2013 6:14:22 PM

Going for 2:
Id say the key is to make both interested in you then try to bang one without the other knowing. Then go for the other one later. Divide and conquer. Most likely you only pull one no matter what. If youve only got one nite in town break out or be clown then pick the one most likely to whore out. If one is particularly attractive hold out for it as long as you can and abort to the other one the second you feel it going amiss. This is why its important to have steady side girls. If youre not fucking consistently then youll miss hotties bc you always abort for the less hot one too quickly just bc you haven't been laid in 2 weeks or whatever.

Gay wingman:
Never tried. Do whatever works I have no comments or insight

Occupy:
These girls are super frustrating. The key is to find their boyfriends inadequacy. Whether its money, charm, humor, etc and play up your qualities in that area. If you can get her to think about what fucking you would be like she might encourage her friend to fuck you just so she can ask her if youre good. Tough sell but it can work. Sometimes you just have to play the nice guy card and get a number and try again later though if shes being a real cockblock . If you have a dog ive seen that serve as a good distraction if shes drunk. Also paying for the cab and making sure shes dropped off first can work occasionally.

7/29/2013 10:06:26 PM

^^^

LOL

7/29/2013 10:23:18 PM

That dude in the gif is watching a wagesofwins webcast

7/29/2013 10:33:24 PM