BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
So, I live in Germany now, in this tiny town called Münster. Today, I go to a cafeteria for an afternoon break to get some ice cream. I can barely speak any German, but I ask the lady at the counter for one scoop of pistachio. She immediately picks up the accent and asks me (in German because she could not speak English) where I am from, to which I reply that I am from the States. Then she asks what State, and I being a bit surprised since most people just nod their head when you say that you are from America, I tell her that I am from NC. She replies that it is lovely there and beutiful. So, I get ready to leave when she tells me that she does not like the knew political party in NC, and then makes a reference to the new GOP establishment and their recent attacks on ... everything it seems.
How embarrising is that? Some random Euorpean has heard about the NC GOP and the ultra conservative legislation. Do those fucktards realize how much of an international embarrasment they are? 8/8/2013 1:28:26 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
thumbs up guys, let's do this 8/8/2013 1:30:18 PM
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Bullet All American 28597 Posts user info edit post |
[old] Europe
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
My travels through Europe made me realize that everyone follows our politics more than our own citizens. And that they hate Republicans. 8/8/2013 1:30:36 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Good lord, half of that is spelled incorrectly.
Quote : | "Do those fucktards realize how much of an international embarrasment they are?" |
They don't give a shit. Didn't you know America is the greatest?
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 1:32 PM. Reason : ] 8/8/2013 1:32:26 PM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Can you blame them? Fucking G.W. Bush gallops into France and tells them that they need a word for entrepreneur to fix their economy.
^ The german keyboard is out of sorts due to the fact that they have three additional letters. I just have not gotten use to it.
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 1:34 PM. Reason : spell] 8/8/2013 1:32:59 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Well, quite frankly, we just don't give a damn what those communist Nazis think. They can just git on back to wherever it is they come from and do whatever in the hell they want. This is Americuh. We don't want no baby killing or queer marrin or kids being edumucated or them nice ol rich folk up on the hill paying taxes. We don need some big whig government interferinnin with jerbs and tryin to hug a bunch of damn ol trees an savin some stupid frog. If the trees and frogs are meant to be then the good lord will see to it. 8/8/2013 1:33:39 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They don't give a shit." |
8/8/2013 1:34:22 PM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^ It is just amazing how Europeans are much more practical and rational than Americans. The only thing that Americans have going for them is their work ethic, and even that is starting to slip some. 8/8/2013 1:36:05 PM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My travels through Europe made me realize that everyone follows our politics more than our own citizens." |
That is because the news in Europe is actually news and not just some bullshit propaganda. 8/8/2013 1:40:13 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
So is this Soap Chat or Chit Box? 8/8/2013 1:47:33 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Soap Chit 8/8/2013 1:48:43 PM
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synapse play so hard 60941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Didn't you know America is the greatest?" |
8/8/2013 1:53:11 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Liberal propaganda. 8/8/2013 1:56:57 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
feel free to move 8/8/2013 1:57:04 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ That video is bullshit and has always annoyed me. America is on top in plenty of things if you take out bullshit fake countries like Luxembourg and Monaco.
Also I call bullshit on the belief in angels thing, since IIRC one of the tenants of islam is that you believe in angels, and there are a lot of islamic countries much more religious than America.
Also he blames her and her generation for all of these problems when it was his horrible baby boomer generation that screwed everything up in the first place.
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ] 8/8/2013 2:01:35 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Lol, an average German doesn't approve of an oppressive right-wing government established after the ousting of an ineffectual left-wing one.
#geewhiz 8/8/2013 2:01:40 PM
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Bullet All American 28597 Posts user info edit post |
^^a lot of those very religous islamic contries are third-world shit-holes filled with morons (which seems to be where america is slowly heading) 8/8/2013 2:02:58 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to quote my father, God rest his soul:
"America is the worst country in the world, except for all the rest of them" 8/8/2013 2:03:25 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I could have gone to any K&W cafeteria in the triangle and found half a dozen people who would say the same thing, but I don't see anybody giving special care to their opinion. 8/8/2013 2:06:31 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
^i'd give more care to someone's opinion who actually lived here, as opposed to some random german who has about as much to do with our politics as the man in the fucking moon.
why don't a few of you walk a couple of miles barefoot, just to draw a pot of dirty water so your family doesn't go thirsty for a day. then, feel free to preach about how shitty our country is and how awful of a shake our "poor" citizens get. 8/8/2013 2:09:27 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
in the snow 8/8/2013 2:10:26 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
^i was thinking more of sub-saharan africa...but YES, IN THE SNOW, TOO.
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ] 8/8/2013 2:11:37 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
Anyone not considering Banjoman's massive inferiority complex when reading any of his threads is at a terrible disadvantage when responding to him. 8/8/2013 2:13:15 PM
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UJustWait84 All American 25825 Posts user info edit post |
Most of the Europeans I met in Europe had been all over Europe, but had never made it to the US. I was kinda surprised by this actually, since Europeans love to talk shit about America and act like they've seen everything 8/8/2013 2:27:49 PM
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MinkaGrl01
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anyone else start craving cheese after the first sentence in the op?  8/8/2013 2:33:21 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
lol @ feel free to move that's a really stupid reply akin to 'go back to Africa' don't be an asshole, k? 8/8/2013 2:44:55 PM
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RattlerRyan All American 8660 Posts user info edit post |
My travels through Russia made me realize how much Russians like making anything incredibly hard for Americans.
Also, the Polish hate anyone that speak English because of the British. 8/8/2013 2:56:07 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "feel free to move" |
you can giiit out 8/8/2013 3:11:56 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "lol @ feel free to move that's a really stupid reply akin to 'go back to Africa' don't be an asshole, k?" |
Not being an asshole. If anyone feels it's better elsewhere, then go there. Right? 8/8/2013 3:15:34 PM
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Wolfey All American 2686 Posts user info edit post |
So we know girls don't actually talk to BanjoMan so I think this whole thing is some fantasy he made up. 8/8/2013 3:25:18 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not being an asshole. If anyone feels it's better elsewhere, then go there. Right?" |
do you know how immigration works? they don't just let people in. 8/8/2013 3:28:05 PM
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TKE-Teg All American 43429 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How embarrising is that? Some random Euorpean has heard about the NC GOP and the ultra conservative legislation. Do those fucktards realize how much of an international embarrasment they are?" |
Big fucking surprise. Have you not noticed how socialist most things over there are?
Master of the obvious here... 
Quote : | "^ It is just amazing how Europeans are much more practical and rational than Americans. The only thing that Americans have going for them is their work ethic, and even that is starting to slip some." |
I'm gonna assume you don't pay attention to any of their governments' policies then.
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 3:40 PM. Reason : sorry for bad formatting] 8/8/2013 3:31:21 PM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyone else start craving cheese after the first sentence in the op? " |
Glad I wasn't the only one! 8/8/2013 3:43:50 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "do you know how immigration works? they don't just let people in." |
Where are you trying to go? I can guarantee you can get in there a lot easier than you can get in here. 8/8/2013 3:54:50 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
^ If you have the right skillset and experience. Or lots of money. Or marry a citizen and they MIGHT let you in. This is true for the majority of countries.
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 4:21 PM. Reason : .] 8/8/2013 4:19:53 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
shes probably over medicated
"new" regime
ahahh
[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 4:25 PM. Reason : r] 8/8/2013 4:24:17 PM
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stillrolling All American 1225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How embarrising is that?" |
So damn embarrassing! If it ever comes to light that a school bus driver in France has the same views I may not ever leave the house again. 8/8/2013 4:34:21 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can barely speak any German," |
Quote : | "She immediately picks up the accent and asks me (in German because she could not speak English)" |
Quote : | "So, I get ready to leave when she tells me that she does not like the knew political party in NC, and then makes a reference to the new GOP establishment and their recent attacks on ... everything it seems. " |
sounds like you two really tackled the issues 8/8/2013 4:39:14 PM
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Bullet All American 28597 Posts user info edit post |
don't most of us agree that the new NC GOP regime went bat-shit crazy this GA session?
Even so, I'm not planning on moving any time soon. 8/8/2013 6:11:26 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
i'm getting the fuck out actually. hopefully in the spring. 8/8/2013 6:12:33 PM
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UJustWait84 All American 25825 Posts user info edit post |
I left 8 years ago. Best decision of my life. 8/8/2013 6:13:16 PM
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Wolfman Tim All American 9654 Posts user info edit post |
It's funny how much they like Obama considering his foreign policy is almost exactly the same as Bush's. 8/8/2013 6:27:45 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
They probably follow our politics closely because of our global hegemony; that is, our government affects their lives much more than theirs affects ours. 8/8/2013 6:40:59 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114619 Posts user info edit post |
inb4 wdprice3
inb4 BigHitSunday
inb4 Smath 
8/8/2013 7:39:39 PM
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kdogg(c) All American 3494 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "knew
political
party" |
8/9/2013 1:41:14 AM
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ncstateccc All American 2856 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "feel free to move" |
this 8/9/2013 5:19:47 AM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Big fucking surprise. Have you not noticed how socialist most things over there are?" |
1. She knew more about NC politics than most americans not living in NC
2. It is actually embarasing that we have a governing party that does not care for the middle class so much. In (Northern) Europe, there is a much stronger middle class and many more women in the work force. Also, having a child in (Northern) Europe does not mean that you have to struggle with maternity leave and daycare. On the contrary, both the mother and father are granted leave and daycare must be provided by the city according to the law. They also charge according to your income (whereas in the States it is a flat rate), and for most people in the lower middle class it ends up being free.
3. The news here is actually news, and the people are just much more informed about national and world politics than Americans. This woman did not speak English, which means that for a German she was not that well educated. The equivalent person in America probably could not point out Germany or France on a map.
[Edited on August 9, 2013 at 5:44 AM. Reason : f] 8/9/2013 5:43:48 AM
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BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
The people of NC love their government, they voted for them. Kinda like how the Germans loved Hitler, they voted for him. 8/9/2013 6:38:43 AM
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roberta All American 1769 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "...many more women in the work force." |
is this true? according to a quick google search (this site: http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SL.TLF.CACT.FE.ZS), it doesn't appear to be the case unless by northern europe you only meant scandinavia and were excluding germany...
those data are from 2011 though, so maybe you have a more recent source
[Edited on August 9, 2013 at 7:09 AM. Reason : old data?] 8/9/2013 7:09:16 AM
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