anything that a married woman, or a woman with children, posts on facebook is one-upped by another married woman, or another woman with children. women love to hijack status updates.

8/22/2013 3:16:23 PM

kate upton doesn't one up on facebook.

8/22/2013 3:25:27 PM

haha, you follow kate upton on facebook

8/22/2013 3:27:39 PM

8/22/2013 3:27:47 PM

I'D FOLLOW KATE UPTON ANYWHERE

8/22/2013 3:29:24 PM

I fucking hate this. Hate.

8/22/2013 3:31:41 PM

^^but then you have to look at her flat ass

8/22/2013 3:35:41 PM

better than looking at dtownral's wife.

8/22/2013 3:37:28 PM

Woman A: Looks like we are starting potty training today
Woman B: We just started with Mikey, he figured it out on his first try. Also, he taught himself algebra and French while on the toilet

8/22/2013 3:37:59 PM

Woman C: Bobby is an astronaut and the president at the same time

8/22/2013 5:43:42 PM

i think there's a whole section dedicated to this kind of stuff on stfu parents

8/22/2013 5:44:31 PM

Is this what being old is like?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/22/2013 5:48:38 PM

this and who can post more pictures of their ugly ass kids

8/22/2013 5:52:43 PM

Woman without kids: I am tired because I [legitimate reason.]
Woman with kids: lol you may think you're tired now, but wait till you have kids! You will never sleep again! You will be chin-deep in diarrhea diapers and vomit. And screaming. lolol

8/22/2013 5:56:08 PM

^ woman without kids: Oh thank goodness I don't plan to have any kids. Sounds terrible!

8/22/2013 6:07:15 PM

I hate women who go on and on about how parenting is a 24/7 job and they're better than you for that.

8/22/2013 6:19:51 PM

They are better than you. that is life.

8/22/2013 6:25:40 PM

I'm FB friends with women who have children

8/22/2013 6:29:30 PM