"...and I don’t give it out like its god damn tap water"

Quote :

""My salty essence and genetic code is a gift from my father, and his father, and his father, and on it goes. Its the sticky genetic code of self-sufficient men who have protected and provided for family, women and children. Its the haplogroup of men who built civilization. I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. [Ed. note: EVEN CHEFS? No way!] Hard jobs that help build the world, thinking jobs that help build a culture, they’ve all been done by men in my bloodline. My ceiling for accomplishment is limitless.""

Quote :

""It is the Royal Essence and you better enjoy every last drop. If it lands on your face, chest or back, consider it raindrops from heaven, a rope of Holy Yogurt. If you are lucky enough to get it in your mouth, savor it like the nourishing nectar of the Gods. If I shoot it inside you consider it the greatest compliment of all. You will feel an immediate buzz. My jizz is to women what Walter White’s pure blue meth is to junkies.""

...

Full essay: http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

http://jezebel.com/one-mans-ode-to-his-liquid-fucking-gold-sperm-1256901073

[Edited on September 5, 2013 at 3:05 PM. Reason : "I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER UNTIL YOU TURN 30"]

9/5/2013 3:04:54 PM

now now now if he's really concerned about spreading his seed as well as he can...

...he better up it to 36

9/5/2013 3:34:39 PM

Sounds like something froshkiller would rip off.

9/5/2013 3:57:43 PM

This guy needs to get a life.

Her response is "gold";

Quote :

" Ned September 5, 2013 at 12:02 am Your “golden seed” is nothing to me. You are simply another man with dick hungry for the unobtainable. I am gorgeous. The softness of my flesh, the curvature of my stomach ass and tits. The well-formed cheekbones and lips, the eyes that see straight through you to the insecurities behind your actions. When I open my legs I do it by my own choice; men who are interesting. Some of the most intelligent men you’ll ever meet. Creative men, philosophical men, or mathematical men. Men with big dicks. Men with dicks that are small enough to draw your ridicule. Ugly men. Beautiful men. Outspoken or quiet. And women too: curvy, overweight, thin, and every single one is worthy of admiration. Transgender people and intersex people. Different bodies bring new sensations, and I pity the restrictions you place on yourself. I will not, however, sleep with someone who does not value me. We are all descendants of worth and scandal. We are descendants of powerful men and beggars, and all of us, every single one of us are descendants of women. Your mitochondria are passed down matrilineally. Some of these women were saints and some of these women were whores in the most literal sense. You are, in essence, no better than the rest of us. I expect your criticism, from my appearance to my name to my sexuality. There is absolutely nothing you can say to me that I will take seriously after reading this. "

[Edited on September 5, 2013 at 4:56 PM. Reason : Ghygb]

9/5/2013 4:46:44 PM

9/5/2013 5:30:36 PM

lol.

every guy knows better than to brag about having even the smallest part to play in procreation.

women have that shit under lock and key.

remember, literally every problem in this world can eventually be boiled down to 'mew mew mew childbirth' or 'mew mew mew periods.'

because men arent stupid we know that some dude in normandy scooping his guts out of the sand and back into his abdomen probably hurt worst than childbirth or periods.

judgment? pay them less than their male counterparts.

9/5/2013 5:33:20 PM

Quote :

"women have that shit under lock and key"

Tell that to the insanely high percentage of the human race who are direct descendents of Genghis Khan.

9/5/2013 7:13:24 PM

Quote :

"When I open my legs I do it by my own choice;"

How cute. But guess what though,

Im about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, too

9/5/2013 7:59:59 PM