ning. He then darted towards, bit, and then murdered a softball-sized rat. I heard it's squeaky pleas, and watched its last jerking movements before it went lifeless.

"Drop it", I commanded, as my dog looked up to me affectionately in the darkness.


He complied, shortly before prancing away victorious.

9/5/2013 4:14:42 PM

I would be embarrassed to tell the world I had rats in my apartment.
Kudos to you for not being ashamed.

9/5/2013 4:19:01 PM

eh, it's DC. There isn't really a part of the city, or its surrounding area that doesn't have rats. The important thing is that there are no rats IN my apartment.

9/5/2013 4:21:11 PM

My bad. I was thrown off guard by the word "pizzle".

9/5/2013 4:24:48 PM

9/5/2013 4:59:49 PM

you should post some pics of your dog. I wanna know if it looks like a murderer

[Edited on September 6, 2013 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ]

9/6/2013 10:23:33 AM

9/6/2013 4:27:59 PM

Quote :

"My bad. I was thrown off guard by the word "pizzle"."

I, too, was thrown off by the vernacular.

9/6/2013 4:29:28 PM

omggggg he's so cute

Also I have no idea what pizzle is referring to

Also also my miniature schnauzer once killed a mouse and tore its heart out and left the heart on my bed. Gross.

9/6/2013 5:10:53 PM

Piss. He was taking a piss.

9/6/2013 5:43:08 PM

what in the hell did you people think pizzle meant?

9/6/2013 5:50:54 PM

fah shizzle my pizzle

9/6/2013 5:50:56 PM

EMCE I believe your dog and one of my dogs are bros, my bro.

9/6/2013 5:58:12 PM

^ almost certainly

9/6/2013 6:08:03 PM

bros from different hoes

9/6/2013 6:09:31 PM

BOTH MURDERERS

9/6/2013 6:18:46 PM

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pizzle

9/6/2013 6:22:50 PM

well i used context clues to infer that he meant piss, rather than sprung up abruptly from his penis.

9/6/2013 6:32:27 PM

Wait. Your dog was pizzling in your apartment??

9/6/2013 6:32:54 PM

Quote :

"BOTH MURDERERS"

LOL, I wish. My dog is scared of bugs, I can't imagine what his bitch ass would do if he saw a rat.

9/6/2013 6:41:21 PM

A whip made from a bull's penis.

9/6/2013 7:19:01 PM

I read the thread title 3 times before I realized your dog wasn't having pizza for breakfast.

9/6/2013 9:00:26 PM

I thought it was a pillow.

9/6/2013 11:30:09 PM