I know if you have a black pitbull you are supposed to say its a Lab Mix, but if you have a German Shephard what breed do you say that is not on aggressive dog lists?

9/13/2013 4:57:09 PM

Rottweiler

9/13/2013 4:57:46 PM

weiner dog

9/13/2013 4:58:25 PM

Kangaroo

9/13/2013 4:58:51 PM

Don't be a pussy. Tell them its a wolf

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9/13/2013 4:59:25 PM

If it's a black and tan short hair you are screwed.

9/13/2013 4:59:44 PM

when did german shepherds become an aggressive breed?

9/13/2013 5:00:16 PM

they're a pretty distinct breed. if the landlord isn anything other than blind you are pretty much SOL

9/13/2013 5:02:09 PM

Maybe a mutt?

9/13/2013 5:03:59 PM

GSDs have been on breed ban lists for housing for decades. When the economy went south the GSD rescues were overwhelmed. Everyone that lost their house and had to move to an apartment had to get rid of their dog pretty much. My parents had a hell of a time finding a place to rent in Chapel Hill when my dog was alive.

9/13/2013 5:04:31 PM

make it wear a horse costume and say it's a pony

9/13/2013 5:05:58 PM

tell them it's a lab mix

9/13/2013 5:06:45 PM

Maybe she can put its a black and tan mix, its kind of underweight for a GS and may actually be mixed anyway.

9/13/2013 5:06:51 PM

http://www.camelotshepherds.com/Malinois.htm

http://www.akc.org/breeds/belgian_malinois/index.cfm

[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 5:12 PM. Reason : ]

9/13/2013 5:11:24 PM

just say mixed breed

9/13/2013 5:20:20 PM

anatolian shephard

9/13/2013 5:24:16 PM

rescue dog

9/13/2013 5:24:53 PM

Road Dogg

9/13/2013 5:29:07 PM

^the problem with saying its a Belgian Malinois is many consider them agressive dogs as well. Most police dogs are either German Shephards or Belgian Malinois.

My aunt had one when she was a K-9 cop, but it died a few years ago. They just got a puppy about 6 months ago.

But yes, it looks just like a German, just smaller.

9/13/2013 5:48:41 PM

Say it's a Belgian Tervuren. If they ask about the fur just say you keep it short so you don't have fur all over the house. http://www.akc.org/breeds/belgian_tervuren/index.cfm

9/13/2013 6:10:59 PM

the answer is always lab mix, regardless of the dog

labs fuck anything

9/13/2013 6:20:58 PM

shave the thing and call it a lab mix

9/13/2013 6:23:10 PM

I've done this before. Belgian Tervuren if it has long hair. Belgian Tervuren mix or short hair Belgian Tervuren if it has short hair.

9/13/2013 6:42:57 PM

Tell him its a severely inbred Collie and he is a direct descendent of Lassie.

9/13/2013 11:06:30 PM

honestly, you should just tell him to go fuck himself. German Shephards are awesome.

9/14/2013 11:26:06 PM

i fucking hate german shepherds, but someone adhering to a magical "aggressive dogs list" just pisses me off.

String some vowels together and say it's a new Hawaiian breed

9/14/2013 11:28:45 PM

screw the shelters

9/14/2013 11:29:56 PM

9/14/2013 11:31:33 PM

Chinchilla Coated Spaniel.


[Edited on September 15, 2013 at 1:20 AM. Reason : l]

9/15/2013 1:20:07 AM

that shaved German is funny, but he looks like he likes it

9/15/2013 1:33:48 AM