Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12776 Posts user info edit post |
Probably [old] and its super dumb but I can't stop.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Up to 33mil cookies per second at present. 9/17/2013 7:33:05 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
It's only like a month old
but you're forgiven for thinking it's much older 9/17/2013 7:39:22 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
no instructions... what the hell are you supposed to do? just click away on the cookie? 9/17/2013 7:44:15 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
exactly
klik dat c00k33 9/17/2013 7:48:23 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
srsly?
even games on atari weren't that pointless. 9/17/2013 7:50:58 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
It's still better than Cow Clicker. ![](images/cool.gif) 9/17/2013 8:07:42 PM
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Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, I'm gonna let this run for a bit. Is there a max cps?
[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .] 9/17/2013 8:29:29 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
I was confused why it said "0 per second" when I was running 8-10 clicks per second.
I get it now. 9/17/2013 8:30:07 PM
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roguewarrior All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating 9/17/2013 8:58:08 PM
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JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
this thread and this game have me laughing, great job tww 9/17/2013 9:26:32 PM
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Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I gave up at 3 billion cookies per second, yes i used the cheats. 9/17/2013 10:41:17 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ i still don't get it... i even went to 500 in like 2 minutes, still said 0/sec.
please explain...? thanks! 9/17/2013 10:47:47 PM
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BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
You have to "buy" the upgrades on the right to start it rolling
I don't understand the milk however
[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 11:01 PM. Reason : Mlk] 9/17/2013 10:58:39 PM
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Talage All American 5109 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Ok, I'm gonna let this run for a bit. Is there a max cps?" |
If there is...its very high. I hacked myself something like 9*10^87th cookies and am over 110billion cps. I had to set auto-click loops just to click to buy more anti-matter condensers. ![](images/beatup.gif) 9/17/2013 11:42:54 PM
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Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12776 Posts user info edit post |
boo cheaters ![](images/beatup.gif) 9/18/2013 12:04:56 AM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
didn't hack, but am now over 3mil per sec without much effort 9/18/2013 12:14:09 AM
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BIGcementpon Status Name 11321 Posts user info edit post |
You suck for sharing this. ![](images/smoke.gif) 9/18/2013 2:51:36 AM
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roguewarrior All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't understand the milk however" |
Milk is a stat that increases the more achievements you have. It's visible just above the list of achievements.
[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 7:24 AM. Reason : ] 9/18/2013 7:24:19 AM
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Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Wow that's addictive. 9/18/2013 9:21:17 AM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
Who told you you could click MY coo-keez 9/18/2013 10:34:02 AM
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phried All American 3121 Posts user info edit post |
my morning has been ruined 9/18/2013 12:05:46 PM
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FuhCtious All American 11955 Posts user info edit post |
this shit is super addictive. i've been working on it since yesterday, no cheating...i'm at around 392 mil CPS. 9/19/2013 4:45:13 AM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Milk is a stat that increases the more achievements you have. It's visible just above the list of achievements." | There are also "kitten" upgrades that increase your Cookies per Second based on how much Milk you have; also I was worried that the game would end once the milk went high enough to touch the cookie, but after it reaches a certain level, it just starts changing color, to brown (chocolate) and then red (raspberry). 9/19/2013 9:09:31 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
It's not entirely pleasant to be in the room with someone who is playing this game. 9/19/2013 9:38:21 AM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck you for bumping this thread! Now I've wasted an hour on this bullshit... 9/19/2013 10:14:07 AM
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Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
there's an achievement for dunking the cookie in the milk. also, damn the OP for getting me hooked on this shit 9/19/2013 10:29:33 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I hate stuff like this so much.
It's pointless and mind-numbingly stupid.
But I can't stop. 9/19/2013 12:11:52 PM
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years25apart Veteran 216 Posts user info edit post |
whats everyone's strategy in this game 9/19/2013 1:16:14 PM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
To get as many cookies as possible. 9/19/2013 1:29:31 PM
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rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
That sounds like a solid plan 9/19/2013 1:32:00 PM
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phried All American 3121 Posts user info edit post |
started 1.5 days ago. no cheats.
currently at 1.4 billion cps 82/103 (80%) upgrades unlocked 70/88 (80%) achievements Grandmapocolypse underway 9/19/2013 1:40:58 PM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
If you close your browser and re-open it does it save your progress? 9/19/2013 1:48:22 PM
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phried All American 3121 Posts user info edit post |
yes, it saves automatically every 60 seconds. you can also save manually on the stats page. 9/19/2013 2:03:24 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
I'm at 185mil/s 69/103 upgrades 64/88 achievements 9/19/2013 2:19:06 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
^^it uses a cookie to do this![](http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rimshot.gif)
The only cookie it sets is called CookieClickerGame, and if the "Export Save" function isn't working for you, just use your favorite cookie-manager to retrieve the value of this cookie and paste it into the "Import Save" function of whatever other browser you use, so you can keep klikin' dat c00k33 9/19/2013 2:42:03 PM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
There's apparently a 'click really fast' achievement.
Skwinkle discovered it by using her mouse and the touch pad on her laptop. ![](images/beatup.gif)
[Edited on September 19, 2013 at 6:42 PM. Reason : .] 9/19/2013 6:40:07 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
"Uncanny clicker" ![](images/cool.gif) 9/19/2013 7:03:18 PM
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phried All American 3121 Posts user info edit post |
yup, got the "uncanny clicker" when the page was loading slowly and my clicking, though not fast, appeared fast to the game. 9/19/2013 11:06:08 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
my cheapest upgrade now is like 4 trillion 9/19/2013 11:09:29 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
It's like the TWW Easter egg hunt. You keep clicking and trying to get more and have no idea why. 9/19/2013 11:29:45 PM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
I did the set CPS rate cheat and wrapped this game up in like an hour. I feel good about that. 9/20/2013 8:23:21 AM
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roguewarrior All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
I played it through once a couple weeks ago, and then cheated through it again this past week after the update. 9/20/2013 11:01:22 AM
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bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
I hate you all for exposing me to this game.
That being said...is the "One Mind" grandma upgrade a good idea or bad idea? 9/20/2013 4:15:42 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
whats this "Wrath of the Elders" business that I have started 9/20/2013 4:27:44 PM
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phried All American 3121 Posts user info edit post |
Don't click the red cookies. 9/20/2013 4:59:50 PM
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Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
finally beat this stupid game, the best way to deal with the grandmapocolypse is to delete all your grandmas after you get the "have 100 of all items" achievement 9/20/2013 5:09:34 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148809 Posts user info edit post |
^^why not?
[Edited on September 20, 2013 at 5:56 PM. Reason : just sold all 100 of my grandmas ] 9/20/2013 5:55:02 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
THE GRANDMAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
also if you click a red cookie you'll lose or slow down your cookie-making abilities over half the time 9/20/2013 7:21:53 PM
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Motiak All American 1503 Posts user info edit post |
Game is a lot easier if you reset after getting all the achievements (I got 289 Heavenly chips which is +578% to my cps). 9/20/2013 7:37:21 PM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 9/20/2013 8:04:11 PM
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